Oct 08, 02
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honda jokes
anyone know any good honda jokes so i can piss off my buddy that loves his prelude?
i only know two good ones "souping up a honda is like racing in the special olympics. you might win, but you're still retarded" "if speed kills, honda drivers must live forever" 
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Oct 08, 02
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very cute
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Oct 08, 02
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these are gay but i found them on a web site/
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Ex FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! FORD First On Recall Day Factory Ordered Road Disaster Forget On Race Day Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun) Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Fixed On Race Day Fought Off Recall Demands Found On Road Dying First On Rust Development Fork Over Repair Dough Founded On Reservation Dump Ford Owner Really Dumb Fumes and Oders Readily Detectable Fast Only Rolling Downhill Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Found On Rubbish Dump Frequent Overhall, Rapid Deterioration Fix Or Repair Dilemma Fabricated Of Recycled Dung Flintstone Or Rubble Driven Fireball On Rear Denting Failure Of Reasearch and Development Forced On Reluctant Drivers Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fails On Rainy Days First On Road to Dump For Old Retired Dudes Found On Roadside Dump For Only Retarded Drivers Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy Found On Russian Dump For Off Road Death it Freaking Only Runs Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun) Frigin Oakies Really Dig it Funky Old Road Dog Found on Road Ditches Fails On Rainy Day Found Only 'Round' Dumps Found On Repairshop Driveway Forged Out of Recycled Dumpsters Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge Found Old Rebuilt Dodge Found On Railroad Dead Found On Railroad Deserted Forget OutRunning Dale Fools Only Read Directions GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else (Ken Shields view) HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Sorry Arsed Auto Builders TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners VW Virtually Worthless
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Oct 08, 02
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ok well his home made joke is better lol
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Oct 08, 02
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hah i like how the list doens't contain nissans
<-- 240sx he's got an 88 prelude s but yeah next time we're at a store ill grab a shopping cart and be like lets race hahah
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Oct 08, 02
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ill make a spoiler out of cardboard
more honda jokes: Hondas are like tampons.... every pussies got one. Hondas: sometimes you don't even know you race them
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Oct 09, 02
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huh?
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Oct 09, 02
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you moron. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CENTRIPITAL ACCELERATION... wow such a big word makes you look smart... i learned about it in grade 12 :Peenutt:
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Oct 09, 02
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I drive a 98 Prelude... it's perfect for what I need.
2.2L in-line four cylinder, 195HP with 156 ft. pounds of torque @ 5250 RPM... after all, it is a four cylinder. Factory 0-60 is in 6.8 realistically though closer to 7. I like it, certainly wouldn't race it unless I did some mods to it which I don't have the $$$ to do. I figure my next car will be a BMW 330 and then eventually an M3 --- those are just sick! Audi has some nice cars as well... I would consider those. I saw a beautiful AMG CL55 the other day... a couple of weeks back, I saw a brand new CL600 - that was AMAZING! -- 362HP 5.8L V12! - 391ft. pounts of torque!
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:soak: 
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Oct 09, 02
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The best honda joke is this:
DJ Honda :finger:
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Oct 09, 02
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lol
he's worse then the car
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Oct 09, 02
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no
honda sucks u can fill up my nissan and get almost that much u can fill up my freinds toyota and get almost that much u can fill up my freinds geo metro and get twice that u can fill up my freinds vw passat tdi and get almost 3 times that civics are ugly and slow and ugly and slooowww i drove a 97 civic dx a few days ago all i coudl think about was that i totally realize now why people put so much money into these things...its cuz they are so fucking gutless
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Oct 09, 02
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^^^
they put money into it because they want to. i put 20bux into my car and i can get over 600km's to a tank. i drive a "honda" and most likely can mop the floor with you in a straight line and on the track. you may not know the reasoning behind why people put money into hondas.. but i'm still wondering why you put money into a spoiler that looks like its made out of scrap metal put together in someguys backyard. and why would you compare a desiel motor to a gas? of course the desiel will get better gas consumption. thats like saying i can fill up my insight and get 80mpg. :Peenutt:
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Oct 10, 02
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uhhhh. no shit? it's called taking the apex of the corner. go in high. bring it in at low through the center part, then come out high. by creating a larger turning radius, the car can go faster with less friction needed to keep the tires on the road. i think you kinda missed my point anyways. i was alluding to reality that most riceboys who take pride in the "speed" of their car, couldn't even come close to holding their own on a course with actual curves on it. this is especially so in the vancouver area where the riceboy culture is primarily centered around richmond. a city of DEAD STRAIGHT ROADS. highway 99 is really the only road anywhere near vancouver which allows for actual *driving* conditions where skills much more advanced than "keeping the wheel straight" and "flooring it" are put into practise. otherwise, meh. massive novelty spoilers, and glowy things on the dash board mean fuck shit all when it comes down to knowing your car, and also knowing the road. Quote:
i just included that as it was a good way to reference the radius vs friction force thing. oh, btw, i was racing a brand new bmw around cameron lake last week. he could only catch up to me in the striaghtaways. but then again, i never go that fast on the straight aways.. they're boring. if anything, they're like breaks until the real fun beings again. if you ever come out to the island, msg me. we'll go for a spin on highway 4. good times.
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Oct 10, 02
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hahah like a fwd honda could out turn a fuckin 240 anyway...those things are know for their handling ablities, 50 50 wieght distrubution dope suspension geometry and rwd drive make the 240sx a dope buy for a performance enthusiast on a budget...certainly a far better choice then a civic or even preldue of the same vintage. ohh and inkster, the bmw owner didn't know how to drive...i wouldve handed u your ass. :) Last edited by SEAN!; Oct 10, 02 at 12:23 AM.
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Oct 10, 02
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not to mention i lowered it with progressive springs and have have aftermarket swaybars
sure, ill race u down 99 :P
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Oct 10, 02
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progressive springs aren't geared towards performance.
they're geared to give the car a more "agressive" stance.. they are "progressive" because of the way they are bent into shape. they do that because it gives better ride and aren't too stiff. did you buy shocks? probably not. race you down 99? pfft... take it to a track there buddy. you can race yourself all you want on the highway.. i'll just watch the news to see how well you do. or you can post about how you lost you N because you were stupid. or go out to boundry bay airport on the days that they open for autocross if you wanna prove something.. and get a time. but then again. you're sweet spoiler might give you an advantage because of the added downforce at like 60k an hour... probably like 49newtons worth of downforce. WOW. :Peenutt:
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