brown kid... (dont read this if ur gonna be offended...)

bebe · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 06, 01

A little brown boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a roti. While she had her head turned, the little brown boy went to the table, dipped both hands in the ahtha(flour) and covered his face with it.

The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said, "Boy, what the hell are you doing?" The son gleefully replied, "Look, Mom! I'm white!!!"

The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said "Boy, go show your Daddy Ji what you've done!" The boy then walked into the den where his dad was watching TV and said, "Look Daddy! I'm white!!!"
Daddy Ji turned the tv off and had a very puzzled look on his face from seeing the ahtha on the boy's face.
The father said, "Sala kutha. Come here!" The boy came to him and the dad smacked his son across his head.
The father angrily said, "Sala, go show your baba
(grandpa) what you've done!!!"

The boy then slowly walked to his baba who was on the balcony watching Baywatch on the other tv and said, "Hey Baba. Look what I did. I'm white now."
Then baba ji said, "Banchot vot hev ju done. COME HERE BASHTUD!" Baba took the boy over his knee and beat the shit outta him. "That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your Mom!!"
The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said, "I hope you've learned your lesson!"
The boy says with a scowl on his face, "Hell yeah! I've been white for 5 minutes and I hate you brown muthafuckers already!"

KeeBLeR · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 06, 01

hahahah that's halarious! hahaha how bout this one!

q: how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed???

a: put velcro on the celing! ahahaha

part 2

q: how do you get him down????

a: tell a bunch of spicks thiers a pinyata party at your house!

no offense to any ethnic group i may have offended

-STAN- · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 01

*ouch!* hMmmm....

mojojojo · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 01

OMG. I heard a couple of brown jokes. But their so bad. so Im not gonna repeat em.....

One love. :)

BB_YungYung · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 10, 01

that joke was hallarious......
I needed to loosen up from my grad that had PUNJABI MUSIC!

Somatic · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 01

Ok, I'm offended.

Snyx, can you lock this thread, now???

-Dwight:Somatic:

Juss jokin'

babyboy · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 01

Good Stuff

Sammy Skillz · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 01

hahaha...my dad is indian and i can imagine my great grandpa or great grandma saying all that stuff! one time when i was little i remember my brother and i were being little shits and my great grandpa was like "YOU LITTLE BRAHHTS! YOU ARE FUCKING SALA!" or something. and i was like "what the fuck does sala mean?" and i went up to my mom to ask her and she was like "i have no clue, honey" and then i went up to my dad and asked him and he was like "DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" and i got in even more trouble for like swearing or something?

i dunno.

BabyK · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 01

MY GRANDPA TOLD ME THIS ONE.

What do you do when you see your tv floating in the dark of the night???

Turn on the light and shoot the negro!

NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE!

mojojojo · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 01

Here are some ones I rememeber.....no offence okay? Throw in some chinese jokes I don't care... haha ... :)

What do'ya call a brown guy who got run over by a jeep?

Beenunderjeep

What do'ya call a brown guy auditioning for the mountain dew commercial?

Binder dundat

What do'ya call a brown guy who likes travelling??

Binderoundtheworld

ehhh....

Sammy Skillz · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 01

i'm allowed to say this cuz i'm half indian:

what do you call an indian running back?

Godeep

dragon boi · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 15, 01

oh shit! too funny man

BB your grad wasnt that bad (except for the punjabi music, country, 80's, and the cruse)
everything else was awsome
(the food)

mister-peenutt · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 19, 01

ahhhhhhhahahahha gold baby gold!

:Peenutt:

*Rc_PoP* · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 19, 01

ok ok these are bad but there just jokes ok soooo/.......
why do brown people carry shit in thier wallets?????
Family portaits....
What do you call a brown person wid one wooden leg????
Shit on a stick...(I think you've all heard that one...)

Sammy Skillz · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

hmmmmmm...

ok i see what you're saying...however...if someone feels good enough about themselves to, perhaps, poke jokes at themselves, i don't see how that's pathetic. the title of this thread has a clear warning on it...don't read this thread if you're gonna be offended.

i see your point but cheer up. i HIGHLY doubt anyone here believes half the shit they said anyways...i know i didn't. take it in stride. cheer up.

Sammy Skillz · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

and yes...i do enjoy midgets. they're great.

midget wrestling is the best.

BabyK · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by nigel
One other thing to say your half this or that or even fully this or that doesn't give you the right to be racist to your own nationality, actually it's a bit more pathetic.

I see dumb posts all the time but this is REALLY lame.

1......if ur offended dont read on......
2.........if ur offended by these "jokes" dont read them
3........hmmmm you put down ppl for cracking racist jokes then make fun of ppl w/ disabilities
4.......... If these posts are so dumb thenwhy do you read them
5.........save your bitching for the "gripes" section
6.........You cant change the way ppl think or act, these jokes r not intended to offend anyone....and I do believe ppl said "sorry if this offends anyone" maybe you missed that part.
and Lastly 7..........(i love this one hehehe)
If you cant stand the heat, get out of the kitchen :Kam:

BabyK · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

Wow!! Nigel, you seem to be very observant! but i do believe you skipped over the title when comming to this post.......... it says Do not read this if your gonna be offended
enough said.

Sammy Skillz · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

haha! BabyK! i love it! "if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen"

well said

nigel...dude...if you're offended then don't read it. i see how you might be offended. and what point did I prove right?

everyone just get along. cheer up nigel. this thread comes with a warning :)

bebe · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 01

ok nigel... this is in the crack me up mofo section... its supposed to just give ppl a laugh! everyone deserves a laugh since everyones so stressed out and shit all the time rite??!?
when ppl make fun of chinese ppl, i dont get offended! i just take it as a joke...
and also, the joke was sent to me by my good friend and hes east indian.... so see he thinks its funny and he doesnt take it seriously....
everyone make fun of everyone sometimes..... thats life... ok? so just chill and have a laugh.... u deserve one too.....

~elmar

Sammy Skillz · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 01

werrrrrrrrrrd...

i didn't take offense to the thread and i'm part indian. it's all for laughs. nothing serious.

Sammy Skillz · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 01

yes ok.

you've conveyed you point (very well i must add). now drop it.

BabyK · #23 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 01

Buddy!!!! IGNORANCE??!!! hahaha fuckin look at what you wrote about ppl w/ physical disabillities...... it totally contradicts every point your trying to convey, your not smart so dont try to act it because no one really cares whether or not your offended, as you can probably tell from our responses......... Twig E was very right when he said "this post came with a warning" so like i said

If you cant stand the heat.... get the fuck out!
oh and you can take your Plur and stick it up your ass~!
:016:

galaxie · #24 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 01

*laughing*

acidic_liquid · #25 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 01

LMFFAO!!!!!!!!!

I gotta show that to my bronw friends.