a honda xmas

[specialkonrd]

"'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a domestic V10 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Dodge, even with it's stock motor,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Viper erupts in clouds of tire smoke

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V10 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night."

[cinist]

thats coo:)

[Res]

go rice burners go

haha nice.

[Gold Streaks]

That was dope.

[JoNeSie]

Sounds like my car vs a stock vtec.

Me and my damn 1.5L

[Sh4n3]

i'll spank the monsterous 8 litre viper with my 2 litre, u wait

[specialkonrd]

someone should race me if its not raining

[JoNeSie]

I'll race you!

[specialkonrd]

aight
how u wanna do it? just drag across the parking lot? or like race up the mountain

[JoNeSie]

What do you drive anyways? I heard you have a pretty pimped out car.

[specialkonrd]

240sx
is ur car fwd or rwd?
if its rwd or awd we can have a drift race up the mountain heh

[JoNeSie]

Oh, I think I saw your car at Brandi's place last Friday. My car was the one behind your's. My car's a 1981 Mazda GLC. It's pretty much the same thing as a 323. I think I should pull a fuel injected 1.6L from a mid 80's 323 and put it in my car. That should give me a lot more power.

[Sh4n3]

spank spank spank

[specialkonrd]

see if you can get a turbo'd 323 motor someone told me some of them were turbo'd
that should bolt right on

[JoNeSie]

Mmmmm..... turbo....

Probably pretty expensive though. I'd love to have anything over 100hp. Sad isn't it

[specialkonrd]

i had a buddy who pushed a geo metro over 100 hp

[JoNeSie]

Hahahhaha

Gutless cars suck. Well, not at 5000 rpm, but my car doesn't sound happy then.

[specialkonrd]

lol my sounds ecstatic at 5000rpm
its below 2500 its mad

[sweet~kandy]

I think Konrad and Jonesie should race mattresses... lol

[JoNeSie]

I think I should race a mattress against Konrad in his car.

[Sh4n3]

.......... 6 g's.... 7g's... 8.... 8500..... 8900... BANG second

muah ha ha i can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoNeSie]

I'd win for sure.

I don't think I've laughed harder since Saturday after reading that one Tina^^^

[sweet~kandy]

lol hehehehehe... That was funny I have to admit... Cant wait till be do it again... lol race mattresses in J's basement...
Only this time it can be Andrew and Loryn against u and Konrad....

[JoNeSie]

Sketchyness!!!!