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Old Nov 29, 02
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HU'S ON FIRST - Starring George Bush Jr.

HU'S ON FIRST

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George Bush, Jr.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of
the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the
Middle East?
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Old Nov 30, 02
Tequila!
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
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wHo?! :PartEkid:
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Old Nov 30, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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i liked that.

but who is the leader of china?
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Old Nov 30, 02
fka: flawless, mike ill
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
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hahahahahahaha that was dope

can you get chinese food in the middle east?
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Old Nov 30, 02
JELLY BULB!
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
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you can get chinese food on the moon
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Old Nov 30, 02
BULLDAWGIN
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
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yes, our president is a fuggin moron.

only 2 years left... unless we are so unfortunate...
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Old Nov 30, 02
fka: flawless, mike ill
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by strawberr_E
you can get chinese food on the moon
:O
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