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Apr 11, 01
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haha a friend icq'd me this joke i thought i was pretty funny:
God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability". Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me. I'd love to. Please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It would be great. When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It would be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to." On and on he went, like an excited little boy who... well... had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his micturition while in a vertical position. He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him and laughing with delight all the while. And it was good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. "What's left in here?""Oh yes, " he said, "Multiple orgasms..." 
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Apr 11, 01
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LOL
lucky us girls... heeh
:001:...xoxo... :001:
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Apr 11, 01
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!!!!SCORE!!!!! woohooo...
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Apr 11, 01
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haha dammit!@!
no matter how much i try i can't do it@!!
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Apr 12, 01
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haha u know it!
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Apr 12, 01
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hahh u like it
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Nov 30, 02
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JIB?? wtf..
that was not cool. But kind of humorous considering she hasn't even touched it. holy generliziation Batman. At least when I generalize I back up my opinion with what i've SEEN and experienced. You obviously know SHIT all when it comes to jovi and jib.
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Nov 30, 02
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uuuuh.. how did this post end up in here?
I was not in this thread when i posted anything.. nor have i ever seen this thread haha.
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