Fishing

[LDUB]

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[waimea]

hee heee, hey Lauren, Ms. Kolson told our class that joke when I was in Journalism in grade 11. She told us a joke like that evry day. she's hilarious. did you ever have her?

[LDUB]

nope. never had her.

[skaterchic]

haha nice