Cocaine & Naked Ladies

[radha]

It started with a police car driven by a naked lady on Spike TV.

A few hours later, I came across the bio at Wikipedia on Tallulah Bankhead - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

She's the actress cum radio talk show host who used to snort a lot of coke and smoke a lot of marijuana since she was about 16, circa 1918.

This lady from Alabama used to sleep around a lot in England in the 20s. I think one of her peers from America married the Prince of Wales.

She'd say things like "There is less to this than meets the eye" and "I'm as pure as the driven slush."

Because she was likely to say anything off the top of her head, she became quite popular, in spite of screenwriter Anita Loos, saying "She was so pretty that we thought she must be stupid."

It was quite obvious sending her to a Catholic boarding school in her early teen years did her no good.

To get attention at parties, she used to strip naked but it never lost her friends. I blame the coke.

While openly bisexual, none of the paparazzi of that era caught her in the act.

She was quite favored for outlandish stunts like performing underwearless cartwheels in a skirt or entering a soirée stark naked.

It has to be the coke.

Tallulah once said, "There are only two geniuses in history: Willie Shakespeare and Willie Mays."

That had to be the marijuana speaking.

Overall, Tullulah out-Sexes Madonna. Thankfully though, a tryst with either George Raft or Gary Cooper resulted in an emergency hysterectomy due to a bad case of the clap. Weighing under 100 lbs, she remarked to the surgeon, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"

Otherwise, we'd have some respectable lady out there whose grand-daughter would be out-doing Madge.

The only lady I can think of that almost comes close but not quite is Courtney Love, except that Tullulah could act.

It's a shame she never took up stripping, but that would have ruined the Bankhead name.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by radha

It has to be the coke.

You know, some people are just eccentric with or without drugs. The drugs just add flair.

[tiedye]

Oh, and I'm all for cocaine and naked ladies.


In copious amounts.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Oh, and I'm all for cocaine and naked ladies.


In copious amounts.

They're such an amazing combo.

[radha]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Oh, and I'm all for cocaine and naked ladies.

In copious amounts.

I met a girl like that recently. She was getting excited when I described the effects of salvia to her.

Unfortunately for her, too much pot ruined her chance to laugh cos life's a fucken joke & see the Virgin Mary. Also the room was too bright.

The next time I see her, she's complaining about salvia.

And, this is a girl who got booted from a home for smoking meth with the creepy meth head dude in the basement, and busting her hand in a meth-induced rage.

Sorry, no... If your pot habit has ruined your respect for Ska Pastora, then I am not going to support your lust for stimulants, lady.

Though, I hear coca leaf tea can be bought online...

[-evil-duerr-]

I resent the whole negative light your trying to shine on something so glorious as cocaine and naked women, radha.

You don't see me making great big longwinded threads about things you like, you know- stalking women online and trespassing on the property of local high schools.

[FeelGood]

jesus christ you're just as annonying as F*r*a

[radha]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

I resent the whole negative light your trying to shine on something so glorious as cocaine and naked women, radha.

You don't see me making great big longwinded threads about things you like, you know- stalking women online and trespassing on the property of local high schools.

Was it really negative?

Tallulah was a part of the cafe society at the Algonquin Hotel called the Algonquin Round Table. In the 20s, the cafe society was the jet set crowd that started with the first BOAC flight of the de Havilland Comet.

Their form of transportation to London and Paris as well as Honolulu and the Orient was the steamer ship.

Dating website and theme M&Gs are local equivalents of cafe societies. Meeting locations range from clubs and pubs to restaurants.

There's even a sci-fi M&G that means on Fridays at a pizza joint in Vancouver.

[radha]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I think he's subtly calling me gay. :P

[radha]

if i am as annoying as a female, doesn't that make me "act like a woman?"

those long night on the phone with my best friend Wayne have paid off.
like me mum sed, i do talk like a woman.
:P