waking up with pen all over your body - Page 2

tiedye · #26 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

I had to take care of a buddy who decided to snort his first cap of E after we finished our third bottle of booze last night. He should have listened to me when I said try it tomorrow night when you're sober. I had to monitor his vitals all night and literally trick him into drinking water by saying it was vodka and seven instead of continuing a surprisingly intelligent conversation with the new girl in town. Two people kept trying to fuck with him so I had to bounce them. Not cool.

Grapes · #27 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

Apparently people like Memento jokes.

I even got that rarest of acclaims.. fritz karma!

tiedye · #28 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

It was well done, I must say.

Grapes · #29 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

I put no more or less effort into it than any of the other bullshit I post on here.

-evil-duerr- · #30 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

poor old teller. i bet he always wakes up with pen all over his body.

tiedye · #31 (**permalink**) May 12, 07

The balding silent type is rather sextastic.

djmarkpaul · #32 (**permalink**) May 13, 07

you'd keep quiet too if you know what's good for ya.

Webber · #33 (**permalink**) May 13, 07

have any of you ever shaved a chicks eyebrows or head after they've passed out?

NinjaBoy · #34 (**permalink**) May 13, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

^ OH MAN!

Dude , I was at a house party with some friends...there was a good 20 of us there...bout half being girls...

N'yea...everyone pretty much fell asleep at the same time..but a couple of the guys were apparently still awake ..and all the girls including me , we had our brows shaved off in the middle of the night. Thankfully , I've taken makeup courses and figured out how to get them on decently until they grew back..

....The guys got it pretty bad afterwards....
No eyebrows , no leg hair , some of them got really bad haircuts...and some "used" condoms lying around which confused a few of the guys.

If this story didn't take place in high school you need new friends.

dave mcnasty · #35 (**permalink**) May 14, 07

cmon people

pics or stfu

DefJef · #36 (**permalink**) May 14, 07

My buddies and I have a mutual respect for one another... Nevermind marking up someones face, keep it wholesome and tactful.

This is how it gets done.

tiedye · #37 (**permalink**) May 14, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefJef

My buddies and I have a mutual respect for one another... Nevermind marking up someones face, keep it wholesome and tactful.

This is how it gets done.

I believe that falls under 'modern art.'

NinjaBoy · #38 (**permalink**) May 15, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

^ I was about 16/17 when that happened...I was already done Highschool , but it was that age I guess... *shrugs*

Fuck, I'm tired of hearing about how you skipped a grade...

Ms.Tarantula · #39 (**permalink**) May 16, 07

contributing to the thread:

swytch · #40 (**permalink**) May 16, 07

i made a castle out of cards on someone before, gotta dig up that picture. It was massive.

DefJef · #41 (**permalink**) May 16, 07

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Originally Posted by swytch

i made a castle out of cards on someone before, gotta dig up that picture. It was massive.

stacking and/or constructing things on people is where its at

impure · #42 (**permalink**) May 16, 07

there's this rule.
if you pass out with your shoes on or while the sun is up, it's open season.
we fucked with this one kid, wrote on his forehead "i fuck on the first date"
and other immature shit.
the best was taking the keys to his truck and relocating it a block away.
wow he was mad.