WHO WINS? Pt. 1

[rawb]

WHO WINS:




VERSUS




30 FOOT
X
90 FOOT BUNKER (ROOM IS DEEP INSIDE A MOUNTAIN, IMPERVIOUS TO OUTSIDE WALL SMASH)

OPPONENTS START AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF ROOM, MUST GO THROUGH 3 WALLS, GRAB 1000 BILL, AND OPERATE THE DOOR






WHO GETS THE MONEY AND GETS OUT OF THE BUNKER

[wishbone]

juggernaut will reach the bill first.
his brass knuckles will assist in the wall punching and breaking.

Kool-Aid man will slow down after each wall crash by yelling OH YEAH, only to realize that costed him valuable time.

However, upon reaching the bill, juggernaut, due to his restricted hands, will find it difficult to grasp the bill within his hands, let alone the factor that he will need to feed it into a payment slot.

At this point kool aid man will have caught up, grabbed the bill, and barring enough distance that juggernaut is unable to attack him...successfully escape this pseudo-Saw-esque situation.

Summary:

-Kool Aid Man 1, Jugger 0

[esoter1c]

Electric Kool-Aid wins everytime.

[Senior]

whoa now!

[rawb]

EXTRA CREDIT:

i) DRAW YOUR SOLUTION
ii) WHAT DOES THE VICTOR DO WITH THE EXTRA $5
iii) IS THERE MERCY FOR THE LOSER?

[GSG9]

juggernaut passes by the bill and heads straight for the glass freak. the fat fellow with the fruity tasting blood filled head shatters into pieces and the jugga takes his dear sweet time finishing the job.
he buys a flank of pork afterwards cause we all know that fat american superheroes love large quantities of the other white meat. (and if you dont think 5 bucks can get you a flank of meat, then you probably like your meat to be fresh and all that, eh)

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by rawb

EXTRA CREDIT:

i) DRAW YOUR SOLUTION
ii) WHAT DOES THE VICTOR DO WITH THE EXTRA $5
iii) IS THERE MERCY FOR THE LOSER?

there. answers one, two and three in sequence.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by rawb

WHO GETS THE MONEY AND GETS OUT OF THE BUNKER

THE MAN-HATING DYKE, CUZ THE OTHERS ARE ALL FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

there. answers one, two and three in sequence.

Weird, I was going to post something yesterday about Kool Aid Jug being a crack addict.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Weird, I was going to post something yesterday about Kool Aid Jug being a crack addict.

ah funny you mention it,one of my favourite pass-times is stealing people's unspoken thought processes.

and no. there is nothing you can do about it.....

[Grapes]

Weird, I was going to hint that you were stealing my unspoken thought processes.

!

[cubed]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

THE MAN-HATING DYKE, CUZ THE OTHERS ARE ALL FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION

What's a nubian?

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by cubed

What's a nubian?

the ship qui gon gin used as weight to bet for anikan

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Weird, I was going to hint that you were stealing my unspoken thought processes.

!

OOOHHHH!!!!!



its like the world is turning into a russian matrioshka nesting doll before my very eyes!!!!!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by cubed

What's a nubian?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[rawb]

EVIL DUERR WINS SO FAR

[Grapes]

Yeah he really does.

[GSG9]

haha yea. his crack ninja pwns.

[Grapes]

Not to mention the nesting dolls.