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Originally Posted by Grapes
Ohhhhhhh God I am not far removed enough from my bout with the flu to deal with this :(
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how to cure the flu:
1. only use antibiotics if your phlegm is green and you have difficulty breathing. if you are also hallucinating angels or if you are Buddhist can see Amida and the Pure Land and really trippy celestial music, get to your doctor ASAP!
2. echinecea STAT! if you cannot get to the healthfood store, ask your mum or significent other. if you live alone, then see 1.
3. hot rum and lemon juice squeezed fresh. if you can't make it to the supermarket, then see 2 and ask whoever to get it for you.
4. GET OFF THE INTERNET! YOU GOT THE FLU COS YOU LOWERED YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM LEVELS DUE TO STRESS FROM BEING ONLINE TOO MUCH. when you recover from your 'flu', Grapes, you really need to stop drinking the gutrot at your favourite drinking hole. I recommend you get your ass over to a healthfood store. They have better stuff than alcohol like Rhodiola.:nuts: