tell your funniest stories about a union job

[azazel]

i'll tell my story later, but basically everyone comes in drunk and they gamble in the lunch room, and we're pretty much raping the company for all their worth in terms of lost man hours and productivity.

holla back

[cubed]

^teamster?

Originally Posted by azazel

i'll tell my story later, but basically everyone comes in drunk and they gamble in the lunch room, and we're pretty much raping the company for all their worth in terms of lost man hours and productivity.

holla back

I wouldn't call that funny, infact I heard of one union company that took 2 weeks to paint a large room witch should of taken no more than a day or two. They were caught playing cards and gambling. After that, no more union painters.

Very seldomly do our company unions spend working hours celebrating. However most of us already spend countless unpaid overtime or volunteer hours... so really it all works out in the end.

Its people who brag about stuff like this who give unions a bad name.

[azazel]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

I wouldn't call that funny, infact I heard of one union company that took 2 weeks to paint a large room witch should of taken no more than a day or two. They were caught playing cards and gambling. After that, no more union painters.

Very seldomly do our company unions spend working hours celebrating. However most of us already spend countless unpaid overtime or volunteer hours... so really it all works out in the end.

Its people who brag about stuff like this who give unions a bad name.

actually it's people who fink on the unions that give unions a bad name.

[veN]

Originally Posted by azazel

actually it's people who fink on the unions that give unions a bad name.

If there wasn't anything to "fink" on, there wouldn't be grounds for bad reputations anyways.

[wishbone]

You are the reason I hate unions.

Fuck you.

[azazel]

Originally Posted by veN

If there wasn't anything to "fink" on, there wouldn't be grounds for bad reputations anyways.

[azazel]

Originally Posted by wishbone

You are the reason I hate unions.

Fuck you.

you've never read oliver twist

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by azazel

actually it's people who fink on the unions that give unions a bad name.

You're such a fuckstick

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

I wouldn't call that funny

2nded. Of course, the only times this guy's ever made me laugh were when he was trying to be serious, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by azazel

you've never read oliver twist

i think i see the connection you're trying to make, but it's poor at best.

I don't think Dickens would support your shenanigans.

Remember, socialism is just communism with more hugs.

[azazel]

Originally Posted by Grapes

2nded. Of course, the only times this guy's ever made me laugh were when he was trying to be serious, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.

I thought we had our moments

[azazel]

Originally Posted by wishbone

i think i see the connection you're trying to make, but it's poor at best.

I don't think Dickens would support your shenanigans.

Remember, socialism is just communism with more hugs.

you don't see the connection because you didn't read/comprehend the book.

[cubed]

there should be a wum filter on the site, every post by wum gets turned into a chow puppy.

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by azazel

you don't see the connection because you didn't read/comprehend the book.

all right, my esteemed colleague, since it has indeed been years since I read it please outline your argument for me.

[azazel]

Originally Posted by wishbone

all right, my esteemed colleague, since it has indeed been years since I read it please outline your argument for me.

[wishbone]

no it's ok, take your time to put in words what you want to say.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by azazel

actually it's people who fink on the unions that give unions a bad name.

This is probably the stupidest arguement I've heard in my life. Just reading this is actually hurting brain cells.

"actually it's eye witnesses who give murders a bad name."




Unions are nessesary in some fields but are probably the least efficent workforce in the history of man.

When I used to be a draftsman when figure out how long a job would take to be built you actually had to multiply the amount of time spent by two if it was a union working on it.

[mapleleaf4ever]

hah I was a Teamster for a year and a half. They're actually a Union that takes care of their employees.

Currently I'm in some other union that does absolutely nothing for us. Still haven't even met my Shop Steward or got a copy of my Collective. Retarded. Paying dues for nothing at this one.