Darwin Awards: 2007 Darwin Awards
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Investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building: two sets of neatly folded clothes, and nothing else. There was no indication of foul play, only of foreplay. "It appears as if [they] accidentally fell off the roof," Sgt. Florence McCants said.
Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof.
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For those who don't know, the Darwin Awards exist to reward those who contribute to the gene pool by effectively removing themselves from it in some novel yet horribly stupid fashion, usually via death.