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Go ask the nearest ni99a & see how he feels about it.;)
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i am at a very stressed out point in my life, and I feel very unsettled...I wish I could flash forward to 26 and I would be finished and have my life together..i feel that this is a really bad age, because I'm not young enough to depend on anyone yet I don't have a career set out, at all...and won't for awhile so its just a really unsettling feeling
not to mention I might not get into university for september and because the program is only offered once a year i will then ahve to wait a full year...which I would really prefer not to, but i'm trying to look at it positively because then I could travel...but its hard to do that... i'm taking 5 classes, which is already too much...considering i have severe add...and procrastinate so much it makes me crazy...cuz i dont watn to do it, but i cant help it...and im also working on my supplementary application which is another added stress...then there's the fact that i absolutely hate wehre i'm living and trying to find a new place...plus...the whole issue with not talking to my dad for the last year...yet seeing him everywhere and avodiding him....and then even sadder the only guy i think i have ever loved...or at least cared about this much...is gone...for undetermined time...maybe even forever.....:( uhh yeah im definetely stressed, but writing it all out actually helped... |
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I once put shampoo on my magical man parts.
I was looking for an alternative to lotion. After i was done my business i didnt wash my man parts. my man part got so shrivilled up, i thought it was going to fall off. a little moisturizer cleared it right up! |
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Dante: "What an embarrassing way to die."
Randal: "That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died." Dante: "How did he die?" Randal: "He broke his neck." Dante: "That's embarrassing?" Randal: "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick." Dante: "Shut the hell up." Randal: "I swear." Dante: "Stop it." Randal: "Bible truth." Dante: "Oh, my god." Randal: "Come on, haven't you tried to suck your own dick?" Dante: "No." Randal: "Yeah, rught. You're so repressed." Dante: "Because I never tried to suck my own dick?" Randal: "No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it." Dante: "Who found him?" Randal: "My cousin? Mom found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Mom freaked out." Dante: "Made it, huh? Dick in his mouth?" Randal: "Yeah. Balls resting on his lips." Dante: "Wow. He really made it." Randal: "Yeah, but at what a price." Dante: "I can rever reach." Randal: "Reach what?" Dante: "You know." Randal: "What, your dick?" Dante: "Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone get's culrious and tries it sometime." Randal: "I never tried it. fuckin pervert." |
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