Dating Service for wummy and sage alike!

[ebbomega]

Saw this on another forum:
Here ya guys go

Don't say I never do anything for you.

[Ms.Tarantula]

''Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife. ''

oh. my.

[G3N3R4L]

dreams do come true...

[Ms.Tarantula]

from the FAQ:

Help, my "wife" is about to be released from prison!

Conjugal Harmony seeks only to connect law abiding citizens with those inmates who are serving sentences of life without the possibility of parole or longer. In rare cases, these convicts may earn a retrial based on new evidence which could potentially lead to early release. Though uncommon, this possibility does exist. It is for this very reason we strongly encourage you to secure prenuptial annulment and/or divorce papers, so that if your beloved spouse is released, as impossible as it may seem, you'll immediately be able to rescind your marriage in order to preserve your assets and pursue a new jailbird partner.

[G3N3R4L]

epic win.

the FAQ is serious gold

but it makes me think its fake.. which is less funny

[-evil-duerr-]

those chicks are hot

[azazel]

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by azazel

Yeah, that's the one whose boyfriend "turned up dead".

Hop on that shit, dude.

[jenai]

too late, someone is rearranging that site as we sit and laff about it.

the link to rosie's vagina is a tip off.