YO YOU MAY WONDER WHY YOU HAMPER DWELLERS EVEN GET TO KNOW ABOUT C PLUS
WELL THE REAL REASON IS IVE MOVED ON FROM THAT SHIT USING FUCKEN SCIENCE. THAT'S RIGHT, NOT ONLY AM I HANDSOME I USE A FUCKEN CENTRIFUGE (LOOK IT UP) TO SEPARATE THE 5% JUICE FROM THE REST OF THE C PLUS. YOU READ THAT RIGHT COCKSMOKER, I AM CREATING A SUPERDRINK WHERE NO DRINK EXISTED BEFORE. I AM PLAYING CHESS WITH GOD AND WINNING. ENJOY SHAMABA-WHO-THE-FUCK-CARES-LA WHILE IM FREEBASING ORANGE BURST OFF OF THE AREOLA'S OF CHICKS FROM COUNTRIES I CANT EVEN PRONOUCE, AFTERWARDS PASSING OUT IN A CONSTANTLY RESTOCKED PILE OF PASSENGER PIGEON FEATHERS. (EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I BARF INTO THE HOLLOWED OUT SKULL OF A WEST AFRICAN BABOON I GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLED TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS WHILE RIPPED ON ORANGE DRANK) BEST OF ALL, GUESS WHO WIPES MY ASS WHEN I SHIT? OUT OF WORK ACTRESS AND NATURAL BEAUTY RACHAEL LEIGH COOK. I CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE IS, IN FACT,
ALL THAT.
PS: MY POOP SMELLS LIKE CITRUS