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Old Mar 27, 08
DONT BE BITTER BE BETTER
 
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lF THE WORLD WAS GOING TO END WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST FUN ARMAGEDDON

LISTEN NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS BUT ME AND GOD ARE PRETTY TIGHT. HE USED TO BE A MASON WITH MY GRANDPA, AND WHEN MY GRANDPA DIED HE LET HIM INTO HEAVEN EVEN THOUGH HE'D BEEN AN INSURANCE SALESMAN. GOD IS TOTALLY CHILL LIKE THAT. ANYWAYS WE HANG OUT SOMETIMES.

ANYWAYS WE WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL LAST NIGHT AND THE GAME GOT PRETTY CHIPPY (GOD WAS KIND OF BEING A DICK MAKING HALF COURT SHOTS ALL NIGHT AND TALKING SHIT, BECAUSE HE CAN). ANYWAYS HE TRIED TO CROSS ME UP AND AS HE WENT BY ME I FOULED HIM KIND OF HARD. I THOUGHT HE WAS FAKING BECAUSE HE'S BEEN KNOWN TO BE A BIT OF A FLOPPER. ANYWAYS I WAS ALL LIKE

"FUCK YOU YAHWEH YOU LITTLE BITCH GET THE FUCK UP"

ANYWAYS HE WAS PISSED AND SAID

"OH YEAH? IM A BITCH? IM GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN AND LOVED IN YOUR LIFETIME. I WILL STAMP OUT HUMANITY WITH LITTLE MORE THAN A GENTLE SIGH FROM MY LUNGS, AND YOU SHALL KNOW MY WRATH BY THE FEAR I PULL FROM THE CORNERS OF YOUR NIGHTMARES AND MAKE FLESH IN FRONT OF YOU."

ANYWAYS THAT KIND OF WAS A MOOD KILLER AND A LITTLE TOO HEAVY, SO IT SORTA ENDED THE GAME RIGHT THERE. I DONT THINK HE MEANT IT AND OVER BEERS AFTER HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS SORRY HE GOT SO VENGEFUL BUT HE HAS HAD TROUBLE LATELY WITH AFRICA AND SHIT AND WAS JUST STRESSED OUT. HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT HE CANT REALLY TAKE IT BACK BECAUSE THEN HE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GODS (A LOT OF THEM HAVE NO PROBLEM WIPING OUT A RACE OF PEOPLE).

BUT, BECAUSE HE'S A CHILL DUDE HE SAID I COULD END HUMANITY ANY WAY I WANTED, WHICH IS A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME AND SOMETHING IM TAKING REALLY SERIOUSLY. I NEED SUGGESTIONS ON HOW I COULD KILL EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH BUT NOT HAVE THEM BE MAD AT ME IN HEAVEN (I KNOW WORD WILL GET OUT AND I HAVE A HUGE FEAR OF ABANDONMENT).


TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ VERSION: I MADE GOD MAD HOW DOES I END THE WORLD IN THE MOST GENTLE AND ENJOYABLE WAY l
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OPTION 1: ICBMS RENAMED TO ICGBMS: INTERCONTINENTAL GINGERBREAD MISSLES

OPTION 2: MARSHMALLOW BECOMES SENTIENT, GATHERS TOGETHER INTO HUGE MASS SIZE OF TEXAS, TASTILY SUFFOCATES US ALL l
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Old Mar 27, 08
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OPTION 3: HOUSEPARTY TOUR! EVERY SACRED HISTORICAL/RELIGIOUS/GOVERNMENTAL MONUMENT OR BUILDING GETS WIRED FOR SOUND AND WE HAVE A YEARS WORTH OF HOUSEWRECKER PARTIES (CATERED!), BEFORE ALL SUCCUMBING TO SOME MAJOR INCURABLE DISEASE THAT KILLS YOU BY MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING HUGGED ALL THE TIME l
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Old Mar 27, 08
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Old Mar 27, 08
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get back to work.
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THE COBBLES ARE COMING.
 
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Old Mar 27, 08
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Sounds like having sex with a sandpaper vag...
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Old Mar 27, 08
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YOU CAN FUCK ANY ANIMAL AND NOBODY WILL THINK YOU'RE WEIRD, BUT ANY ANIMAL YOU FUCK WILL DIE IN A WEEK AND EVENTUALLY THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT TO EAT. ALSO THE ANIMALS ARE REALLY GOOD IN BED. l
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Old Mar 27, 08
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YOU CAN FUCK ANY ANIMAL AND NOBODY WILL THINK YOU'RE WEIRD, BUT ANY ANIMAL YOU FUCK WILL DIE IN A WEEK AND EVENTUALLY THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT TO EAT. ALSO THE ANIMALS ARE REALLY GOOD IN BED. l
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FOR ONE ENTIRE YEAR NOBODY POOPS l
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Old Mar 27, 08
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Speakers are set up around the world playing Marvin Gaye and Al Greene. Nobody can resist the urge, and everyone has sex non stop, forgetting about eating or anything like that and eventually die off.
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Speakers are set up around the world playing Marvin Gaye and Al Greene. Nobody can resist the urge, and everyone has sex non stop, forgetting about eating or anything like that and eventually die off.
AND NOBODY POOPS
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of course!
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Old Mar 27, 08
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Rawb needs to stop eating so much before he goes to bed. Your dreams are getting out of hand.

But if you want a real tragedy, wait until the world finally gets its act together and unites in harmony and peace. Than after the big celebration night of world peace and everyone is asleep, ATTACK AND DESTROY! Personally I would prefer you just inject us with something not very painful and in our sleep, because Hollywood never lets the world end on an easy good note.

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THE COBBLES ARE COMING.
 
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ACTUALLY DEATH SEX WOULD TAKE FAR TOO LONG TO KILL EVERYONE OFF. CLOSED ANUSES WOULD DEFINITELY GET PEOPLE MAD AT YOU.

I'M I FAVOR OF THE G.I. JOE MOVIE METHOD OF INFECTING THE AIR. SOMETHING PAINLESS, AND FUN. MAYBE A MASSIVE DOSE OF NITROUS OXIDE. B
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Old Mar 27, 08
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I'd like to see god clone an army of javier bardem's from "No Country" and unleash them on the world with a plethora of air guns.

At least we'd get a flip of a coin.

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Old Mar 27, 08
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after 1 year of no poops, the world collectively poops. the amount of poop choke out humanity.
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after 1 year of no poops, the world collectively poops. the amount of poop choke out humanity.
That's your idea of fun? Yikes.
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Old Mar 27, 08
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Old Mar 27, 08
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APARENTLY THE THREE THRINGS PEOPLE HOLD MOST DEAR ARE FUCKING, POOING AND EATING

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Old Mar 27, 08
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Turn the Oceans and Ice Caps into Vodka... proceed to melt the Ice Caps.

Drink ourselves until we can't swim and then die either of too much booze or drowning in the sea of it.
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Old Mar 27, 08
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^^^^now THAT is a fucking party
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Old Mar 27, 08
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i want to spend armageddon with my friends and family.

so i can watch them suffer.
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Old Mar 27, 08
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thanks for the karma shawn, you're invited to my armageddon party. i bet you're a screamer.
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Old Mar 27, 08
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ninjaboy's is the best except instead of starving we have so many powerful orgasims that all our heads explode.
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