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Another one that's fun to check out is "Scientific Facts"
Scientific Fact #19: 'Barely Legal' Is A Marketable Skill
Hit play again. Watch the 12 second clip carefully to try and convince yourself that the eager blonde moaning and swearing and being double-penetrated couldn't be your daughter.
Hit play again and look for a mole, a tattoo, anything to prove conclusively that this 'cum slurping whore' isn't really Julia. Hit play again and again, however many times you can stand it, but you already know from the tone of her voice to the way she scrunches her nose when someone shoves their dick in her mouth that it's her.
Close the window and slump in your seat, flaccid penis in hand, interrupted mid-jerk, wishing that you had just paid her tuition instead of setting out to teach her fiscal responsibility.
Hey, cheer up, at least gangbangs equipped her with valuable multitasking skills.
Scientific Fact #8: Your Internet Girlfriend Has Body Image Issues
It took her three months to send you a picture when you started dating. You finally saw her, smiling sheepishly, in a photo attached to an email with the subject line "SORRY THAT I'M SO FAT..." No matter how many times you told her she was beautiful she would always object, insisting that if you saw her in real life you would run the other way. Why not meet, you suggested, so that she could see how untrue that was.
She was radiant when she picked you up at the airport, a thousand times more beautiful than in the pictures. Her hands shook when you hugged and she apologized for being nervous. A few months later she confessed that she was shaking because she hadn't eaten for nearly three days before you arrived so that she wouldn't look bloated.
On her 26th birthday she shrieked when you tried to take a picture of her blowing out the candles. They were carefully arranged on top of a bowl of fruit salad because she doesn't eat cake.
You weren't allowed to grab her ass when you fucked or to run your hand along the inside of her thighs. Cellulite.
Next week when you leave her she'll cry so much that she will almost choke. You'll walk out anyway because you're tired of tuna for dinner and sex with the lights off. She'll whimper between sobs that she knew she didn't deserve you, she knew you were too good for someone like her, that she's hideous. One day she will meet someone who agrees, someone who will hit her just like her first boyfriend did.
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