your favorite quotes,one-liners from T.V or Movies.

[Revolver]

from sex and the city:

“So I was thinking... arrrgh, I'm just gonna say it... next time I'm hard... would consider measuring my John Thomas?”
-Trey MacDougal

[Silverwinged]

"this elevator only goes down to the basement.... and someone made an awwwwful mess down there...."

[Revolver]

Are you boys the police?
No ma'am. We're musicians.

- Blues Brothers

[cubed]

This thread isn't big enough to contain my list...

[Revolver]

from pulp fiction:

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

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jimmy: no no cut the shit julley...i know how good my coffe is, im the one who buys it. but do you know whats on my mind right now?..it AINT the coffe in my cup...its the dead ni66er in my garagae

jules: whoa who

jimmy": n o no no no....let me ask you a question...when you came rollin up here...did you notice a sign that said "dead ni66a storage" ?

jules: well

jimmy: DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN...THAT SAID DEAD N66A SOTRAGE???

jules: no

jimmy: and you know why you didnt see that sign?

jules: why?

jimmy : cause storing dead n66as AINT MY FUCKING BUISNESS THATS WHY!!!

[ash1ee]

edit.

changed my mind.

'pow! right in the kisser.'



movie quote is being thought about.

[esoter1c]

"This ain't Lucky Lager !"

I'd like to see someone get this one.

Hint: It's Brad Pitt

[Big R]

Originally Posted by Revolver

from sex and the city:

*PAUSE.....*


*TAKES AWAY YOUR MAN HOOD PASS*

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Big R

*PAUSE.....*


*TAKES AWAY YOUR MAN HOOD PASS*

puuulease.

*yawn*


another sex and the city gem

“I'm serious, it's all gotten so sanitary. I mean no smoking in bars, what's next? no fucking in bars?
First there's got to be a no fucking section”
-Samantha Jones

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Big R

*PAUSE.....*


*TAKES AWAY YOUR MAN HOOD PASS*

WTF? I suddenly find myself agreeing with this trance cracker!

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by Revolver

Are you boys the police?
No ma'am. We're musicians.

- Blues Brothers

fuckin rights ha ha ha... blues brothers!


"We're on a mission from god."

[Krusha]

you know im gonna do arnold

"Conan, what are the best things in life?"

"Krush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"

[Revolver]

apocalypse now

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

[ebbomega]

"If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I'd start with lasers. 8 o'clock. Day 1."
- Evil Genius, Time Bandits

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
- Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean honestly, what's the point. I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. . . Not that I condone fascism. Or any 'ism'. 'Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an 'ism', they should believe in themselves. I quote John Lennon: 'I never believed in The Beatles, I only believed in me.' That's a good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
- Ferris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"The only way to get smarter is by playing a smarter opponent."
- I dun remember who this quote was but it was used prolifically in Revolver (Where were you on this one, Juan?)

Clue has some fantastic quotes.

"Communism was just a red herring."

"Aha! I thought so! I was going to expose you!"
"I know. And so instead I choose to expose myself."
"Please, there are ladies present!"

"I'M NOT SHOUTING! . . . ALRIGHT, I'M SHOUTING. I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOUTING I'M SHOUTING I'M..." *hit on the head with a candlestick*

"Is the FBI in the practice of cleaning up after multiple murders?"
"Of course. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?"

"Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur."
"Yes, but now I work in the United Nations."
"So your work has not changed....."

[laska]

Peggy Hill:
"They asked me to teach the German class and I said nien, which I thought meant yes, but apparently it means no"

[pstylez]

"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does."

[GSG9]

from the boondock saints.

Rocco: "BORIS! what would you do... if i told you, that your mother sucks so much PINKO COMMY DICK, that..."
the pinko lays him out haha.

[Pussy*Kat]

" who you are in bed is who you are in life and I never met a man who was good in bed and bad at life "

- Samantha Jones

[gnosis]

My all-time fave:

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
Jessica Rabbit

I've always remembered this one, too:

"But, MOM!!! They're not even sure if it _IS_ a baby!"
Eraserhead

Frosty
(so many,...so many...)

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

"This ain't Lucky Lager !"

I'd like to see someone get this one.

Hint: It's Brad Pitt

i only knew that cause duchovny was in it and i was a huge fan of the x-files as a kid as well as the larry sanders show and duchovny had a crush on larry so it all works out...

ya kalifornia is a decent movie...

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Revolver

i only knew that cause duchovny was in it and i was a huge fan of the x-files as a kid as well as the larry sanders show and duchovny had a crush on larry so it all works out...

ya kalifornia is a decent movie...

This & Legends of the Fall are what made me a Pitt fan.

[stabmyhead]

"Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you."
- Brendan Frye: BRICK

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone."
- Dae-su Oh: OLDBOY

[dave mcnasty]

"you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?"

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by dave mcnasty

"you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?"

pretty bird pretty bird...pretty preety bird.

LOLS

[Disco_Whore]

All from The Beach:

"Trust me it's paradise. For mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before so never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite, and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience...and if it hurts? You know what it was probably worth it."

"You hope, and you dream. But you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real. I was waiting for it to hit me..."


"I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for. Because it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. And if you find that moment, it lasts forever."