your favorite quotes,one-liners from T.V or Movies.

[impure]

peter griffin - "i'm not hungover! i'm just exhausted from drinking all night!"

[sNyx]

frisky dingo, s02e11

"not mouth cancer! oh, vagina cancer? oh my god.. it's not.. asshole cancer, is it?!"

"have your ever taken a shit and puked on your dick?"

[ebbomega]

God, I could take up three pages of this thread with FD quotes.

"PET SHOPS! NOTIFY ALL THE PET SHOPS! DEAR GOD, IT'S ARIZONA ALL OVER!"

"See? He's a one-trick pony!"
".... pretty big pony."

"Dear God, please don't make me kill again..."

"Is it called Look At Me, I Suck?"
".... no...."
"Good. Because I already made that one."

"Where were you at contract time?"
"Your mom's house."
*pulls out guns*
"CLEANING! Cleaning! I was only cleaning..."
"That's what I thought...."
*pulls his own gun* "HER VAGINA!"

"Oh my God! Bobo T Baggins! I _just_ got that!"

"Thank you Ronald Reagan, your legacy is intact!"

[dave mcnasty]

Curb Your Enthusiasm anyone?

"why would you do that Larry?"

when Larry wouldnt fuck that chick cuz she was a republican:

Jeff Green: "who gives a flying fuck?? I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!!"

Marty Funkhouser: "We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, and I said Larry, would you like to make a toast? And someone said 'Larry went home to take a shit'."

[Grapes]

^ My favorite line from CYE

"It's trick or treat, not felony or treat!!"

[dave mcnasty]

Larry: bald asshole.....thats a hate crime!......we're set....we're a group....you can't call us 'bald assholes'....what if we were gay? would it be gay asshole? that's a hate crime!
Cop: But it says...bald asshole...
Larry: Okay...but we consider ourselves a group of people.
Cop: Sir...I'm bald....I'm not offended.
Larry: Well with all due respect officer, you are not bald. You have chosen to shave your hair. That is a look you're cultivating to be fashionable and we don't really consider you part of the bald community, with all due respect.

[shebavpg]

From friends...

Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.---

[shebavpg]

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back-problems, man


Superbad..

there are tons lol

[Revolver]

"HEY LAAMA!...how bout a lil somethin you know, for the effort?"

[ebbomega]

I see your Dalai Lama Looper story and raise you a Cinderella Story


Oh, he got alla' that!

[tiedye]

"Yes it's true, this man has no dick."

And pretty much the rest of the scene haha.

[ebbomega]

Toss up between Peter Venkman and Carl Spackler gets Greatest Bill Murray Character of All Time. My money's on Spackler though.

[wtf_wtf]

chicka chicka yeahhhh:P

[djmarkpaul]

Blade Runner (much more dramatic via the director's cut...and one hell of a spoiler if you've been under a rock)


Roy to Deckard

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tennhauser Gate. All these moments will be lost in time.. like tears in rain...time to die."