your favorite quotes,one-liners from T.V or Movies.

[cubed]

Lock Stock Two Smoking Barrels has some of my favourite dialogue ever put to film...

#1

Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: All right all right, keep your Alans on!
[Peels off notes from his wad]
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.

#2

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

#3

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

#4

Tom: Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he kows we'll be a pain in the arse.
Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
Eddie: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?

#5

Rory Breaker: Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.

#6

Eddie: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.

#7

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

[Revolver]

lesbian nazi hookers abducted by ufos and forced on weightloss program all this week...on town talk.

....SMMMASH!

[ebbomega]

[Revolver]

^LMFAO @ .35 sec.

christ, weve beat the uhf horse to death but STILL ALWAYS cracks me up...

[ebbomega]

No possible way to beat the UHF horse to death. That shit's like the energizer rabbit of funny.

[galaxie]

"Even though my anoos was broken" - Borat

"Mer-MAN!! Mer-MAAAAAAAN!" - Zoolander

[ebbomega]

everybody knows that the word "fuck" was the real star of this movie:

[Revolver]

mr. belding: class this is your new substitute teacher...my brother Rod Belding...

screech: wow,two beldings in one building one of whom is balding.

[meth0dical]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone."
- Dae-su Oh: OLDBOY

that movie was FUCKED UP! had to watch it twice to get it all..

[impure]

"you bleedin? yeah.... your bleedin" - peter griffin

or

when lois and peter are tired of the lack of privacy that comes with having two teens that have pretty much no life.
lois - "we've got to do something about meg and chris, we have to get them out of the
house little more often.................... i mean, shouldn't they be dating?"
peter - "no, because, pretty soon they'll start having sex, there rooms are right next to each other
and then we'll really never get them out of the house"


or

brian - "oh yeah, meg had a sex change after college"

stewie - "meg went to college?"

[Ms.Tarantula]

'don't let this face be the last thing you see... because... heaven may hold it against you'

[Revolver]

*aherm*...the masters

YouTube - The Last Laugh For Tonight

[trancedreams]

Originally Posted by laska

Peggy Hill:
"They asked me to teach the German class and I said nien, which I thought meant yes, but apparently it means no"

LMFAO. "ohhh, peggy."

that show has SO many gems; it's not even funny. in my opinion the humour in that show surpasses all of the others of its kind/is wayyyy better, 'cause it's more...clever; i guess you could say.

dale kills me every single time he opens his mouth; pretty much.

[hardstylin]

2 from my fav movie ever. if you guess what it is ill give karma :)

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

"Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

[ebbomega]

"But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
"Well, did he come or what?"
"Jesus CHRIST man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!"

[cubed]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

2 from my fav movie ever. if you guess what it is ill give karma :)

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

"Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China.

It's one of my faves too.

[TrixX]

"you shut your mouth when your talking to me"

[Ms.Tarantula]

''You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.''



''We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.''

[b0ld]

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Revolver

*aherm*...the masters

YouTube - The Last Laugh For Tonight

OH MAN.......my fav! well the swedish chef is in close 2nd though ;)

[Pennywise]

"I love them highschool girls man, I get older......they stay the same age"

[Pennywise]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

fuckin rights ha ha ha... blues brothers!


"We're on a mission from god."

check my avatar.

[ebbomega]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Thus beginning the greatest car chase in motion picture history.

[Ms.Tarantula]

''there's something wrong with that level of perfection... It needs to be violated.''

[tiedye]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.