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Old Dec 24, 02
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And God Created Canada

This ones for all of you who know me... Merry Christmas. See you New Years...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.

Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then claimed; "What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!" God replied wisely.

"Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them..."
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Old Dec 24, 02
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^ lol

to you to bro...


have a good one

see you soon
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Old Dec 24, 02
 
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i love it!
merry christmas to you too james!
see you new years! ;)
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Old Dec 24, 02
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lol , that shit is fucken halarious man.merry christmast to ya eh!!! and all you others down south!!!
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Old Dec 24, 02
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hahaha,t hats great james..

nice!!!!and merry christmas to yeah ;)
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Old Dec 24, 02
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good one..haha....merry christmas!
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Old Dec 26, 02
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hahahaha thats hilarious man :P

merry christmas :248:
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Old Jan 04, 03
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good one thats funny
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Old Jan 30, 03
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So James...why the hell did God make you and I Americans?
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Old Jan 30, 03
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haha, thats awesome!! :)
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Old Jan 30, 03
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omg i love it
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Old Feb 01, 03
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So James...why the hell did God make you and I Americans?
coz we have to keep them canadian womens in check...
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