Need some help with work

[NinjaBoy]

I have to write a series of funny short commercials. Normally not a problem.

However, these are supposed to be humorous spots about Vasectomies ... any ideas?

[rawb]

50% OF MONTHLY WAGE IN SUITCASE HANDED TO SWEATY DUDE IN OTTER SUIT, ROBSON + GRANVILLE, 4pm

[miss.myra]

hit them with puns. cheesy puns make for sticky advertising.

[rawb]

TOM PETTY VOICE:
NOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEE BAAAAALLLLIIINNNNNNNNNN l

[dj_soo]

sounds like you need something snippy

[Revolver]

my pops had one done and he had to shave before the procedure and he cut himself while shaving... he was joking with the doctor about how he 'saved him the trouble'...lol.

Originally Posted by Revolver

my pops had one done and he had to shave before the procedure and he cut himself while shaving... he was joking with the doctor about how he 'saved him the trouble'...lol.

wayyyyyy too much info about mr.bowman.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Avana

wayyyyyy too much info about mr.bowman.

LOL!!!

nah, at first i said "family member" but then i stealth edited it back...

its a funny story he told with a laugh, and as you know my dad had a pretty good sense of humor.

plus he always wanted to be apart of the advertising industry.

Originally Posted by Revolver

LOL!!!

nah, at first i said "family member" but then i stealth edited it back...

its a funny story he told with a laugh, and as you know my dad had a pretty good sense of humor.

plus he always wanted to be apart of the advertising industry.

i just cant see mr.bowman standing in jh telling the students about that time he got his little man snipped.

[Revolver]

^UUUUUUm riiight...

OBVIOUSLY not. lol...

but adults and former adult students are fair game ...

..shoulda just left it ffs

[mojo]

doctor-"hey guys, your pregnant!"
man- "cut it out doc, thats not funny"
man- "no, for serious, cut it out, I never want kids"
woman- "crying"

[Grapes]

^ I like this..

[mojo]

vasectomy/fastectomy
Play on that, in regards to how quick the procedure is and whatnot. Assuming is is.

guy is running track, jumping over hurdles
dude 1- didn't you have a vasectomy last weekend?
dude 2- ya, who told you?
dude 1 - my wife
dude 2- oh, that reminds me. your hottub is filthy.

[-evil-duerr-]

the word itself is enough to make me wince... why anybody would do that to themselves.. yeeesh


maybe do something that plays on that.. you know that sound/gesture every guy makes when someone talks about horrible pain in that area.

tough assignment!

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

sounds like you need something snippy

COME ON GUYS, THIS IS COMEDY GOLD

[GSG9]

sorry soo, i didnt pick up on it at first. a little too high brow.

[Kandyapple]

Worked for condoms. :)

[GSG9]

my parents used a different method on me. its called beating the shit out of your snot nosed kids when they are being fuck ups. worked great for me and my brothers.

great advert however

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Kandyapple

Worked for condoms. :)

The horror........ the horror......

[ebbomega]

As per tonight's discussion:

Things that can go wrong with a vasectomy if you go to someone else.

aaaaand.... go.

[impure]

we're missing the real issue here, why do you have to make funny commercials about vasectomies?

also, have you heard of a cbc sports radio guy named scott regehr? i'm guessing no, but thought i'd ask anyway.

[impure]

ok, figure out how to convey this in words and you will have radio gold.

[impure]

ok ok i got one, i got one.

"every day is like a two for one sale"

or "free vasectomy for anyone from surrey who was born in 1980 or earlier and who's address is the same as his mothers"

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by impure

or "free vasectomy for anyone from surrey who was born in 1980 or earlier and who's address is the same as his mothers"

Um, yeah. I'll get that on air asap...

[GSG9]

everybody in the lower mainland would be on their knees in tears with the exception of surrey folk... only because surrey folk wouldnt get it.