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Cool and rich.... i wanna be rich :(

So i'm was at 7-11 with a few friends having a smoke and eating munchies....

down the parking lot there are a few drunk ass chicks being loud as fuck.... anyways

a ferrari f430 rolls into the parking lot , being driving by some business type asian guy in his late 40's.... the car was beautiful.... he pulls up right in front of the store and goes in

hes busy buying shit... when i hear from around the car "don't do it.. seriously - don't do it you're drunk!"

so of course i yelled "DO IT" not knowing what they were talking about.... because you know that if even drunk people are telling you not to do it, it must be something pretty cool....

so i see one of the drunk girls slowly walking to the ferrari while the driver was inside, and she is looking inside at first... then she just opens the door and sits in the car and starts pressing buttons hahaha... she was waiting for the driver of the car to come out i guess ...

I'm not going to lie... i stereotyped him as some rich guy who was going to scream at her in broken english to get out of his car when he got out... but i was completely wrong...

he comes out... notices the girl in his car, looks over at us and says "i guess the car works huh!?"

the girl begged him to go for a ride around the block.. so the guy, being a nice guy said sure.....

they go for a little bit, and they come back

but they came back in his lamborghini lp640 murcielago roadster 2008

hahaha.... god damn i wish i was that rich.... can you imagine not even having to be near a girl to pick her up... you can just let the car literally bring the girls in and then you just come out and take them home

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which raises another question....

how rich you think someone would have to be to drive around in 0.7 million dollars worth of cars?

obviously i know you could lease one for like 5 grand a month each.. but usually people who can afford to lease/buy those kind of cars are smart enough to be out of the "spend your entire income trying to look cool" phase
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he for sure got a bj on that ride around the block.
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I have a hard time believing your stories for some reason.
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something tells me I would play it differently though. Shotgun to the girl playing with knobs, get in run over the other girls, RPG to lil donkeys crew(crushing their dreams of being rich dudes) by then I would have 3 stars, lose that shit and buy a new get up from perseus.
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he for sure got a bj on that ride around the block.
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something tells me I would play it differently though. Shotgun to the girl playing with knobs, get in run over the other girls, RPG to lil donkeys crew(crushing their dreams of being rich dudes) by then I would have 3 stars, lose that shit and buy a new get up from perseus.
Maybe if i said the cars belonged to me, it would be unbelievable.... but what exactly is so crazy about this story? it's not far fetched at all... it's just pretty cool...

you'd be surprised what kind of cars pull into the 7-11 on westwood plateu
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something tells me I would play it differently though. Shotgun to the girl playing with knobs, get in run over the other girls, RPG to lil donkeys crew(crushing their dreams of being rich dudes) by then I would have 3 stars, lose that shit and buy a new get up from perseus.
FORGOT TO RESPRAY IT BRIGHT FUCKING PURPLE BUT OTHERWISE SOLID PLAN IMO
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Cool and rich.... i wanna be rich :(

don't you need to be cool first :D
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I guess it's cool if you like picking up loud/drunk mildly attractive girls you can only stand for a 5 minute convo.
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so basically the guy had the smallest cock ever and was a sales hack for a hi-end dealershit.
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lol at seven eleven in coquitlam
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I guess it's cool if you like picking up loud/drunk mildly attractive girls you can only stand for a 5 minute convo.
obviously ferraris and lambos aren't meant to help you pick up wifey material :D haha
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p.s. mildly attractive girls?

i'm pretty sure the girls with the worst personalities are usually the hottest... haha

that's why i wanna marry a geek :D
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p.s. mildly attractive girls?

i'm pretty sure the girls with the worst personalities are usually the hottest... haha

that's why i wanna marry a geek :D

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which raises another question....

how rich you think someone would have to be to drive around in 0.7 million dollars worth of cars?

obviously i know you could lease one for like 5 grand a month each.. but usually people who can afford to lease/buy those kind of cars are smart enough to be out of the "spend your entire income trying to look cool" phase
they also usually pay cash for the car and don't finance it. depending on the circumstances id say a low seven figure annual income would be about right.

p.s. i dont find this unbelivible at all, there are a lot of wealthy people in coquitlam and ive seen quite a few ferrari's around here. also if i had a ferrari id drive mufuckahs around in it too.

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oh fuckin rights i would. if i were rich i dont think id be too stuck up to give people rides. share the wealth, or at least share the love for automotive.



but i think im pretty content with driving a mildly nice sports car and knowing that the girls i get dont give me gummers cause of my pocketbook. infact it makes me feel really good about myself cause i dont have a dime to my name. but i cant say i wouldnt drop it for super cars and drunk sluts. :D
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must be the 711 at the bottom of westwood plateu...lots of wealth up there.
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i wanna be richhhhhhhh
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must be the 711 at the bottom of westwood plateu...lots of wealth up there.
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