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Old Jul 12, 08
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Woman kills husband with folding couch
ST PETERSBURG (Reuters) - A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.
The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Police refused to comment.

The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.

Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.

Emergency workers said the man died instantly.
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Old Jul 12, 08
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**insert "In mother Russia _____ ______ you" joke**
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In mother Russia, couch folds you!



...like that?
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like that
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no one ever said passing out on a couch was going to be easy
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Old Jul 12, 08
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but howd it kill him!?!? i dont get it.
did it chop him in half??
did it suffocate him?
was it that powerful that it snapped him in half??
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Old Jul 12, 08
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couch sandwich! :)
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it chewed him up and digested his remains like a pleather venus fly trap
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Old Jul 12, 08
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haha.. like the one from that movie ..

oh.
i forget the name.
little house of.. something....?
horrors?
petshop.?
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Little Shop of Horrors!
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RAWR!
exactly! :)
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In mother Russia, couch folds you!



...like that?
exactly
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how the hell can a couch kill you instantly?
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Old Jul 13, 08
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at least he won't wake up with a sore neck.

happens to me everyTime i sleep on the couch.
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