things that make you smile about the things that make you smile thread

[Erin]

^ As in the diet? :(

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by tiedye

And chilly ain't neva been cool.

karma for Carlin

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Are we talking about the love between a man and a women, or the love between a man and a fine Cuban cigar?

Uhhhhh...

"I BRING YOU LOVE!!!"

[Erin]

Originally Posted by frostedflake

i will have a huge cock on tuesday woohoo.

Ewww.

[rawb]

Originally Posted by Erin

^ As in the diet? :(

LETS HUG THIS OUT SNUGGLES

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by frostedflake

i will have a huge cock on tuesday woohoo.

I dont do weird, possibly retarded chicks.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I dont do weird, possibly retarded chicks.

I don't believe you.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by rawb

LETS HUG THIS OUT SNUGGLES

Why would you want to hug a fat chick?

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I dont do weird, possibly retarded chicks.

only chicks with low self esteems and poor self image, right marty?

[Ragga_Wh0re]

cuz lets face it any broad that'd do you willingly would have to have zero self esteem or be visually impaired.

[rawb]

Originally Posted by Erin

Why would you want to hug a fat chick?

ITS LIKE GETTING 2 HUGS

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

cuz lets face it any broad that'd do you willingly would have to have zero self esteem or be visually impaired.

Well at least his partners don't have to be confused people with a manatee fetish.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^i prefer walrus.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

only chicks with low self esteems and poor self image, right marty?

Exactly.

never fucked a fat chick though.. thank god!

[ppcock]

I think you just want to do me.
Well, i dont think you could fit through my door and I dont want to go to surrey to get herpes.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by rawb

ITS LIKE GETTING 2 HUGS

ewww.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^youve fucked yourself though,and seeing as though you are generally unable to get laid your outtie turns to an innie from lack of use.

so yes, theoretically speaking you have fucked a fat chick marty.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Exactly.

never fucked a fat chick though.. thank god!

It's like moshing on a hovercraft.

[Erin]

fnk is actually funny today.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I think you just want to do me.
Well, i dont think you could fit through my door and I dont want to go to surrey to get herpes.

pretty sure id sooner do a rusty machete wrapped in rusty barbed wire.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

beside marty you must be atleast 7' to ride and a penis pump couldnt make your 2' of hard dick extend by 5.

[rawb]

[Erin]

^ I can't see that at work. :(

[ppcock]

oh godessa, i'm done fighting with you.

I'll always win, cause i'm not forced to deal with a child

[Ragga_Wh0re]

ftw???