100 Things You Need To Know About Women

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As per Maxim: 100 Things You Need to Know About Women on Maxim.com : Hot Girls, Sex, Photos, Hot Videos, Sports, Movies and Music

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79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.

76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.

19. The more piercings she has, the more places she’ll let you put it.

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79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.

qft...

[mithridate]

ROTFLOL

thats gold.!!

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

i have to admit, i wish i could. but only once.

[robyn]

lady that day is today

SHENIS

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2 GIRLS 1 URINALl

[mithridate]

99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.

95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.

82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)


ROTFLOL...
im laughing so hard..!!!

[stabmyhead]

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.

24. A good but flawed man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.

13. “Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay.”—Elena, 28

7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.