Since I do go into Walmart once in awhile for cheap things I thought I could try some new things to spice up the visit.
Fourteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your gf/bf
is taking his or her sweet time:
- 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
people's carts when they aren't looking.
- 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.
- 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the
rest rooms.
- 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone,"Code 3 in housewares," and see what
happens.
- 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M
& M's on lay away.
- 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
- 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they
bring pillows from the bedding department.
- 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"
- 9. While handling guns in the hunting department
ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants
are.
- 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
- 11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna
look using different size funnels.
- 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
- 13. When an announcement comes over the loud
speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO!
NO! It's those voices again."
And last but not least,
- 14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey!
We're out of toilet paper in here!"
These are guaranteed to make any trip to walmart a blast.
Try them out.
Mar 18, 02
