Cheez-y pick up lines

[Jrock]

I'm a swimmer

[Miss T]

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!

and the best one....

I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle...

[Miss T]

oh yeah, and......

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so let's go screw!

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Hi. (it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.)

[mushmellow]

Originally posted by Miss T
Hi. (it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.)

damn straight gurl!!! hahaha

[Miss T]

ya, u know what i'm talkin about!! hehe