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first blow job
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for nine martinis.
The bartender is intrigued asks why such a strange number. Man: "I'm celebrating my first blow job." Bartender: "Oh, in that case I'll give you one on the house. Have ten." Man: "No, don't bother. If nine don't get the taste out of my mouth I don't think ten will." |