Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex

[jmzD]

It's legal to play hockey professionally.

The puck is always hard.

The protective equipment is reusable.

It lasts a full hour.

You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

Periods last only 20 minutes.

A 2-on-1 and a 3-on-1 is not uncommon.

You can count on it at least twice a week.

Your parents cheer when you score.

You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

[ƒORM]

heheh

[M!SKA]

okay thats funny :hehe:

[DJDeeb]

thats a good one :hehe:

[jmzD]

hey misky, wanna play some hockey???

[sweet~kandy]

hehehehe

[poohbearhoney]

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