Pick-Up lines rule! which ones are you guys to use this year?

[MistressSpankME]

I hate pick up lines boooo

I just laugh at people when they try that hard and still suck.

If it's really good and gives me a giggle I MIGHT continue talking to the person though.

[Liqwid]

thats a nice shirt...can i talk you out of it??

~Dalyn

[ƒORM]

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? :y:

[MistressSpankME]

^bahaha that ones funny.

[Prissypants]

You must work for Canada post because I notice you've been checking out my package.

[Mirage]

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

[Res]

"the word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?" :hehe:

[ty:rone]

^^ hahahah!

Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

[christof]

here's is one i came up with

walk up to a girl who has a nice rack-
me- "hey! are those real?"
girl- "yah"
me- "yah, REAL NICE!"


hehe man i am such the mack daddy!!

[Courtney]

hahaah holy shit i'm pretty sure none of these would work guys!!!
unless the chick is extremely drunk!

[ty:rone]

or from surrey
=x

[jmzD]

"is that your boyfriend?" she laughed, i replied, "alright come with me..."

and it worked. a+ for jmzDAQ

[Res]

^^^ hahaha :hehe: "res writes that down to save for later"

[Crazy Dave]

Im board

[jmzD]

the body is slammin, let's get to jammin (courtesy of undercover brother...)

[meth0dical]

if you've lost your virginity, can i have the box it came in?

[meth0dical]

can you help me find my lost puppy? i think it wandered into the cheap motel room across the street..

[meth0dical]

that's a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?