Blonde Joke

Senior · #1 (**permalink**) May 15, 03

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have
a cup of coffee, then ..........."he sighed, ... "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

~APAKA~ · #2 (**permalink**) May 15, 03

muhahhaha
blondes
love em

Sue Bitch · #3 (**permalink**) May 16, 03

ouch

L2-da-izzay · #4 (**permalink**) May 17, 03

^^^^HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :c-tard: funny shit mang.

Sh4n3 · #5 (**permalink**) May 17, 03

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Originally posted by rubiÑ¼¾²°
thats funny shit... hope therell be plenty dumb blondes runnin round fusion 2nite

AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

that's great

justa~gurl · #6 (**permalink**) May 19, 03

yeah well he's even dumber to go out with her...so there....or something

*scowls*

theCookee · #7 (**permalink**) May 27, 03

thats the best one Ive heard in a long time.

my personal favorite
How do you get a blonde on a roof?
tell her drinks are on the house :hehe:

trance4life · #8 (**permalink**) May 27, 03

$

kandy kid · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 06, 03

My fav:

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room!

IvoryBaby · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 03

hahahaha that's cute

*KeLLnEsS* · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 03

hahah shaboink

kimmay candy · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 03

lol!! theres a blond and a burnette. The blond in the middle of wheat felid in a boat. The burnnette stops and yells,"Your a stupied bitch..your in a felid in a boat" the blond replies..."You BITCH!!!,IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD GET OUTTA THIS BOAT AND KICK YOUR ASS". lol!

Senior · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 24, 03

Q) What do you call 2 blondes in a cooler?

A) Frosted flakes

Q) What do you call a dead blonde in a broom closet?

A) Winner of the 1993 hide and go seek championchips

theCookee · #14 (**permalink**) Jul 11, 03

Q What do blondes and tampons have in common?
A Theyre both stuck up cunts.

heehee

kimmay candy · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 03

^ lol thats a good one!