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being dead is a big fucking drag
it was kind of cool for the first few years but now the charm’s really worn off
you see, i always wanted to be dead
well, for as long as i can remember
it just seemed so much more comfortable than walking around, eating, having sex blah blah blah
maybe i’m just a really lazy bastard
but lying around underground sounded like a good deal
get a job, get a girl, phhht fuck it
when i grow up i’m going to be DEAD
dead people don’t have to do tax returns
and now i’m finally dead
and it isn’t all i had it sussed out to be
for starters, it’s really exhausting...
and NOISY, damn, i thought people talked too much in high school
but down here? it’s about all me and them can do
and they do it. a LOT
i know you’re not allowed to take it all with you
but couldn’t they have let me bring in some fucking earplugs or something?
it’s really hard to get some decent rest around here
anyways, i have to get back to being dead
tell dad i said hi if you see him
and make sure they cremate him when he does go
i don't want to have to spend eternity the next plot over from him
(no offense dad, but you're way too loud)

[sNyx]

lol, funny angle