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Old Jul 11, 03
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3 Tough Mice!

Three mice, one from Minnesota, one from Iowa and one from Wisconsin
are sitting at a bar after the funeral of a Texas mouse killed by an
eighty-year-old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other
about how tough they are.
The Minnesota mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a
mousetrap,

I
lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down,
I
catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an
appetite,
and then make off with the cheese."

The Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one
after
the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Minnesota
mouse
and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I
can,
take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each

> >> morning
> >
> >> > >so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
> >
> >> > >
> >
> >> > >The Minnesota mouse and the Iowa mouse then turn to the Wisconsin
> >
> >mouse.
> >
> >> > >The Wisconsin mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him,lets
>out a
> >
> >> > >long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit.
> >
> >> I'm Gonna
> >
> >> > >go home and have sex with the cat."
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Old Jul 11, 03
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Short-ee is an unknown quantity at this point
LOL :hehe:
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Old Jul 14, 03
Love is just a fuck away
 
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MissZiggy is an unknown quantity at this point
lol
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