Funny, crazy, intresting life stories

[Chet]

this should be a page to post crazy stories that have happened to you or someone you know


I was in a campground in portugal with a friend of mine and we spent the night drinking with some aussis that I tried to convince I could out drink them ( I was wrong)

so drunk as hell we decide to break into the pool at 2 in the morning and go skinny dipping, so we hopped the fence and got alot naked and jumped in the pool, we were all fucking around in the pool and for some reason we though someone was coming
so we book it out of the pool grab out cloths and hop the fence and get dressed/ hide in the bushes

it turned out that nobody was coming so we got out and started walking back to the camp site
we see a golf cart on the way back
to make a short story shorter
I thought I was McGuyver and tried to hotwire the thing
the security came out an chased us
we ran into someones campground
and hid until they stopped looking and went back to our cabin
ha ha
good times

[mojo]

a friend of mine was nailing this german chick.....the day she left a stray dog came up onto his porch at his bungalow thing and started to chew on the used condom from the garbage....right in front of us..

funny shit it was

[Ragga_Wh0re]

hmm my most recent funny story was from last tuesday night,my gf kidnaps me and fed me 2 caps of e and a buncha apple vodka and beer. we got back to her house with a buncha people and sat around and laughed at everyone and everything, then once everyone left we went and snuggled in her bed and we were talkin then my eyes were drawn to the Katia(female stripper) poster she has on her wall... IM like remember when u got that poster lansky shes like yah im like fuck katia has a nice fucking ass... she like yah thats a nice fuckin ass... im like THATS A NICEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS we started laughing we continued to laugh for like 5 mins then we stopped. hen we continued our conversation about her bf... then my attention was drawn to the poster again and im like FUCK THATS A NICE FUCKIN ASS. and we continued to laugh for like 20 mins.

everytime i say THATS A NICE FUCKIN ASS we start 2 crack up.
kinda gay story but u had to be there and in our state of mind :toasted: :trippin:

[Ragga_Wh0re]

oooo and a crazy story!

everytime me and my sis goes out we either end up beating up eachother or other people..l all was well at the club until we jnixed ourselves by saying WOW WE NEVER FOUGHT ANYONE 2NIGHT YAY GO US!!!
k me and my sis went to ladies night a couple weekends ago, we got wrecked then left the club and went to go eat... so we grabbed some pizza and we were standing outside of the pizza place eating and some crack head is like "hey ladies" my sis turns around and is like fuck off... he mumbles something i turn around and spazz IM LIKE FUCK OFF U GOD DAMNED CRACK SMOKIN EXCO WEARING SCRUB GO DO THE WHALLEY WOBBLE YAH FUCKING CRACK HEAD. Then hes like fuck u etc etc etc comes at me like hes gonna hit me i went athim my sis had to hold me off then my sis is like k lets go. So we walk up to the skyrrain station we r standing on the platform waiting for our train then some like drunk east indian man was staring at us wierd so we went to the opposite end of the train when it arrived. we r inside the train the drunk EI sits by wher we werestanding and continued to stare at us funny so my sis is like fuck off... he gets up mumbles something then sits down and continues to stare im like K SERIOUSLY BUDDY FUCKING BEAT IT U CREEP... he gets out of his seat comes at me like hes going to choke me my first reflex is to knock his hands away from my throat and then i started nailing him in the head and kicking him in the balls. Then come dudes had to pull me off bla bla bla. I fucking LOST IT on the train i was going to boot fuck him when i got off the train but then the sky pigs came with rcmp and arrested the dude. Then we get off at surrey central and walk to the esso to buy smokes and wait for my sister bf to pick us up, as we are waiting ANOTHER DRUNK EAST INDIAN GUY pulls up in his car and starts sayin HEY BABY bla bla bla.IM LIKE FUCK OFF BUDDY THE HOOKERS ARE THAT WAY and i point down king george. Then he starts spouting off and threatens to beat me, i picked up a huge boulder and started running at his car with it and then he skates.

me+my sister=trouble :kam: