lucky breaks when dealing with the police

[junglequeen]

i got off with a warning for speeding without my N displayed
im gonna do tons of good deeds tommorow
thank you thank you mr lenient officer
im never speeding ever again - (need to get speedometer fixed pronto!)

he kept all of his lights flashing in my driveway ive never been soo afraid in my entire life
im still shaking

[bren]

yup

i saw the lights for myself folks... it wasn't pretty.

they just kept hitting her and hitting her...

bren

[junglequeen]

i feel like a criminal
lights in my driveway remind me of the end of many of my house parties - but usually im not the one in trouble

[cinist]

po po scares the shit out of me... i was on the side of a road in poco at 3am smoking a roach joint waiting for my friend and po po pulls up in front of me and just sits there for a minute typing in my license plate #.....and im spraying my car smelly strawberry stuff indiscrectly and then she pulls next to me and my windows were open and im like " hi, hows it going" and she asked me a bunch of questions from her car and then wished me a pleasent nite. i felt very relieved cuz i didnt have my licsence or registration on me