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Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs the cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscars night? We do! We do! |
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more: Bett Middler is picking up trash on side of road, car drives by and throws can out window. Bett picks it up, throws at car - can and car explode and carrene off cliff... guy in car "I'll get you for this Bett Middddlllleeerrrr....." Burns "Now let me ask you this, have you ever seen the sun set at 3pm?" the Captain "Yargghh, once, when I was sailing around the artic...." Burns "Shut up you!" Last edited by pbreak; Dec 05, 03 at 04:51 AM. |
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Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far. Ladies and Gentlemen The Ramones!
Burns: Ahh these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves. Ramones: I'd just like to say this gig sucks! Hey up yours Springfield. 1 2 3 4 Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Burnsy Happy Birthday to you! Go to hell you old bastard. Hey I think they liked us. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed. Smithers: but sir those aren't... Burns: Do as I say! |
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