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Old Dec 03, 03
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Simpsons Quotes!

so in writing class we're watching Simpson's halloween specials. and that got me thinking of all my favourite simpsons quotes, which i will now share with you.

Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?

[The Be-Sharps perform on a building rooftop]
George Harrison: It's been done.

groundskeeper willy: You read my mind boy. You've got the shinning!
Bart: You mean "shining"?
groundskeeper willy: Shh! You want to get sued?

mr. burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

dog training teacher: [To Santa's Little Helper] You son of a bitch!


and my ultimate favourite:


Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Martin - "i take hormone pills to make my voice deeper. What are you lookin' at?"

Ralph - "I found a moon rock in my nose!"
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Hick Guy - You must be stupider than you look.

Homer- Stupider like a fox!
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Old Dec 03, 03
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everything homer says! hes too funny. i love homer

ralph- " i saw mr.skinner and miss.crabopple in the janitors closet and they were making babies. and i saw the baby, and it smiled at me.

when mr.burns said "nincumpoopery" i forget wat episode but it was the funniest word ever!
:hehe:
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Hick Guy - You must be stupider than you look.

Homer- Stupider like a fox!
Hick guy from shelbyville - dont you get it springfield? you lose now all this talk is makin me hungry..

bites the lemon

funniest thing ever
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Old Dec 03, 03
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OWWWWWW... MY OVARIES!#%
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Old Dec 03, 03
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see sig
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Fire alarms goes off
Willy: Acchh, somebody's got to save the wee turtles!
later...
Willy: Save me from the wee turtles!


Willy: Grease me up woman, I'm going in!
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Ralph: I found a dinosaur
Ms Wormwood: That's your trow blade Ralph
Ralph: And I found it!
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Old Dec 03, 03
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hill billy dude- "KIDS! WE'R EATIN' TONAIGHT! cletus, mary-joe, bobby-sue, billy-ray, rattlesnake........(and so on and so on)
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Old Dec 03, 03
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shut up flanders,
okilidokily do.

from the sheri bobbins episode
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Homer simpson waving his fist at lisa "dooo it"

The simpson family minus lisa doing the can-can in the living room - " You don't make friends with salad!"

Willy - "Don't feel bad aboout loosin', i was wrestling wolves back where you at your matha's tit!"

Skinner - "Quick Mr nibbles help me chew through my ballsack!"



Ralph is my fav

"I at my red crayon"
"i bent my wookie"

chief wiggum "That's some good fluting boy!"
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Mr Burns : "see my vest, see my vest, made of (?) gorilla chest"
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Old Dec 03, 03
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mojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nice
homer-what does that teach you lisa?...never try...
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Old Dec 03, 03
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homer: common marge we're a team, its uterUS not uterYOU
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Old Dec 03, 03
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"my pockets hurt"
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Apu, give me a squishy... ALL SYRUP! - Ohhh... Such a thing has never been done!

Gee Apu, when they were handing out religions, you must have been out taking a piss!

Please do not tease Ganesha

The lesson here is that we can all get along, whether we be Christian, Jew, or.... miscelaneous! - Hindu! You know, there are 750 million of us!!!

Welcome, you can ask me only three questions...
Are you really the founder of Quicky Mart? - Yes.
REALLY? - Yes.
REALLY??? - Yes.
Thank-you, come again!

Hellloooo, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me... OK what's your first name Mr. Burns? - I don't know...

After all Homer, we come from the land of chocolate! Ahhhh.... the land of chocolate!

Smithers... are they booing me? Ah... no sir, they're saying "BOO-URNS", "BOO-URNS!"... Excellent!

Tryouts to play the part of MR. Burns in his movie:
"Excellent..." - NEXT!
"Excellente! - NEXT!
"Exactly..."

Smithers... release the robotic Richard Simmons!

Homer releases Peter Frampton's giant inflatable pig: "Hey, I got that at Pink Floyd's garage sale!"

Uhhhh... wallet inspector...

Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow!

Ooohhh, I'll get that evil dean!

Look! There's a lemon behind that lemon shaped rock!
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Old Dec 03, 03
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Homer: We're big shot tourists from everyone's favorite country, the USA. We saved your ass in Vietnam and shared our prostitutes with Hugh Grant, so give me some free maps and none of that dry British wit.
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Old Dec 04, 03
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Homer: "Ooooo, look at me - I'm mister happy, from happyland! I live in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!"
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Old Dec 04, 03
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Mr Burns : "see my vest, see my vest, made of (?) gorilla chest"
"made from real gorilla chest" - not that im trying to be nit-picky or anything like that.

"For ??? there's nothing finer than albino, african endangered rhino."

"See my loafers, former gofers.."
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Old Dec 04, 03
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"made from real gorilla chest" - not that im trying to be nit-picky or anything like that.

"For ??? there's nothing finer than albino, african endangered rhino."

"See my loafers, former gofers.."
see my hat twas my cat
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Old Dec 04, 03
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http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.p...light=simpsons

Oh the Simpsons...how I love thee :)
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Old Dec 04, 03
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^^^
grizzly bear underwear...do do do
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Old Dec 04, 03
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ralph- my cats breath smells like cat food

the doctor says i wouldnt have so many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger out of there

apu- who needs the kwickymart...i dooooooo

professor- hey lisa look...the shoes werent even on, u must have been doing the dancing all by ur self!
homer- yes they were. see look, on!
professor- i was merely tryin to spare the girls feelings u idiot
homer- O, well now that i look even closer
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Old Dec 04, 03
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shake hawda boy!
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