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MSN Status
MSN STATUS
Funny Email I got, which one are u?? The "Away" Person >This person is either saying "Hi I'm never here but I leave my MSN >on in the hope that SOMEONE will message me while I'm out so I feel >important" or they're saying "I'm here but I only want to talk to a >privledged few people while everyone else thinks I'm NOT here". To >this person I ask: Why are you a) so shallow or b) such a dick? The "Away" Person part II >This person signs in and immediately switches their status to "Away" >EVERY time. To this person I ask: why do you sign into a chat >program designed to talk to your friends only to walk away from your >computer as soon as you sign in? Either you're incredibly retarded and entirely miss the concept of internet instant messaging or you are a huge asshole because you think you are too good to talk to >anyone. The "Busy" person >This person has his/her status set to "Busy" more often than not and when you try to talk to them they either don't respond or tell you that they're "working on an essay/project/assignment" or whatever. To this person I ask: If you are too busy to talk on MSN then why are you signed in? The function of MSN IS TO CHAT with your friends....there is no other excuse to have it on because it serves no other purpose....so what you're really saying is not that you are "too busy to talk" it's that you are "too busy to talk to ME or anyone else but a select few people who you deem privledged enough"...otherwise you'd shut it off so that you could do your work. If that's the case then tell me and I'll understand which is >much better than the incinuation that you think I'm too retarded to see that you have a "cool list" that I'm apparently not on. The "Multiple sign inner" This person signs in ever two seconds because of computer difficulties. GET IT FIXED...it's fucking annoying. The "Frequent Name Changer" I can see changing your name to something cool when you hear it or when something truly cool happens to you; but when every three minutes you're changing your name during every song you hear on your 500 song Winamp playlist to some "deep" lyric is also really fucking annoying The "Chronic Complainer" If you escape death in a car wreck, or overcome some scary disease or have a wicked story then I probably want to hear about it. If you have too much homework and the sniffles and change your MSN name to whatever daily complaint you have, you can go fuck yourself. If it's winter in Canada it is likely that A LOT of people are sick and most with worse shit than you're complaining about. People with cancer would give their right arms to have whatever you're bitching about instead of what they have....and if you go to school and you have too much work or just pulled and all nighter, BIG FUCKING DEAL...EVERYONE has homework and EVERYONE has had to do an all nighter at some point. These people I also call "Sympathy Fishermen" because they complain about everything so someone will say "ooh you poor thing how DO you mange to get by?". SUCK IT UP. The only people I'd ask that question to are people fighting cancer or starvation in 3rd world countries or kids who get every limb blown off by bombs in war torn countries; NOT you and your curable ailment...fuckin pussy The "Vanishing Person" This complaint is NA if the person is drunk or stoned. If you talk to someone who is drunk and stoned this is to be expected...this person gets up from their computer in mid conversation and forgets about you....to this person I say: Get some manners and at least end the conversation or tell them that you will be back...I mean this is like putting the phone down in mid conversation and going to take a shit without saying anything. Where did you people grow up? The "Grammar Police" This person feels the need to not only correct each spelling mistake they make but to make fun of yours as well....fuck I didn't realize I was writing an essay here, if you know what I mean then stop being a first class loser and grow the fuck up. If you feel like correcting every errant letter you write that's your perogative but holy shit calm the fuck down when I do it. This is all I can think of tonight but others include people who use way too many abbreviations. Like, ttyl, lol, and lmfao are legit but when you start getting into shit like hsiadaf to say "holy shit I am as drunk as fuck" and expect people to know what you're saying you're just weird....anyway, i started this but I bet it's nowhere near finished so feel free to add to it and send it off.... And yes I do realize I procrastinate way too much and spend way too much time thinking about stupid shit like this but whatever, you're all feelin me on at least some of these.... ** MY ADDITIONS ** The “Delayed Responder” : YOU know who I’m talking about. Those people who always, always, always take a day and a half to respond to some comment you just made. Especially when they’re not on “Busy”. What’s going on here?? What, too many MSN Chat windows open to keep track of me? I especially hate it when they try and laugh at a joke that was said some…5 mins ago.WTF is that? Please…get with the program or get off. The “Never Ending Contact List Person” --- those people who seem to have 1,001 people on their MSN Contact List. Come on now…do you really, REALLY talk to all those people sometimes or even ever?? Why have them ALL there? It’s a waste !! Perhaps they feel comforted by the knowledge of knowing X amt of people but to me it’s just plain ridiculuous, esp when you have 14 of the 1001 people tryna talk to you all at the same time, thus automatically making you a Delayed Responder. UGH. Take a seat! You get two thumps for being extra stupid. **thump…THUMP!** 
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if I put my status to busy or away it is ussually because I am doing something else, and don't really want to be bother unless its important....or it leaves another way for someont to say something to me or get a hold of me :finger:
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Dec 04, 03
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The one word response people If you can't or dont want to get into a convo on msn just let the other person know. But I hate it when your trying to have a convo and the other person only responds with one thing at a time. eg, lol, hahaha, cool, nice, lmao. Its not a convo when your doing all the talking.
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Dec 04, 03
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ya im the "multiple sign inner"......but geese its not my fault, its the fawking computer. and i did get it fixed dont u think its better than b4?
and ya who isnt a chronic complainer. i mean if theres nothin to talk about y not bitch about ur day or week the vanishing person- i mean ya i'll go to the bathroom. y should i have to tell like 5 ppl that when i'll be back shortly unless i forget bhahahaha the dalayed responder, ya that would be me. either im in a deep conversation with someone else or i just have to more to say to u
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lol my friends say I’m the eager online person. the second they come on its like hey how are you? how was your day? what are you doing. blah blah blah. lol but I guess I’m not like that with all people but that and not being a good speller on msn are some of the comments I get. and the ppl that sign in like 6 times in a row how do you do that first off? like do you just push the sign in button on and off to make a grand entrance?? its really fucking annoying. you fill up my screen and it pisses me off so stop it or you are so blocked ok.
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Dec 04, 03
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if only msn had an "invisible mode"...
(a la icq)
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^isn;t that the same as appear off line???
is that liam in your pic?
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^^ its the same as in u can see the ppl that are online but they cant see u
its different because on msn u cant send messages to anyone when your on "appear offline" .. yet on icq u can message ppl if your invisible! (havent used icq in ages so i dont know if they changed that or not .. but im pretty sure thats what it is)
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Dec 04, 03
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you Akeel.. add me to your MSN.
dj_precise@hotmail.com
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Dec 04, 03
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haha im so the frequent name changer
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Dec 05, 03
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The "Away" Person >This person is either saying "Hi I'm never here but I leave my MSN >on in the hope that SOMEONE will message me while I'm out so I feel >important" or they're saying "I'm here but I only want to talk to a >privledged few people while everyone else thinks I'm NOT here". To >this person I ask: Why are you a) so shallow or b) such a dick?
Haha i'm totally this person. I'm -always- in 'away'.
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Dec 05, 03
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i think im all of the above
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Dec 05, 03
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hahahah i'm soo many from that list
away person... i use it kinda like an answering machine when i'm away people leave me messages and i'll deal with them when i find them busy person... meh sometimes i'm doing a project with someone... so i guess that person is the privilaged "cool lister" frequent name changer... hahah i always add something to the end of my name... its fun! Delayed responders and one word answerers make me want to bring out the stabbing knife... i find that sooo annoying... especially if the conversation is semi-serious or something
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so the delayed responder and frequent name changer....
:toasted:
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Dec 05, 03
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i'm an away and busy person or i'm on the phone~
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