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Old Dec 08, 03
.dirtbag
 
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Girlfriend 5.0

Desperately seeking technical support!

I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you minimize Girlfriend with the sound off, but since I can't find the switch to turn it off, I just run them separately and it works OK.

Girlfriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with Golfware, often trying to abort my Golf program with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance with Girlfriend 2.0.

After months of conflicts, I consulted a friend who has experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0 and eventually it would require a Token Ring upgrade to run properly. He was right. As soon as I purged my cache, Girlfriend 2.0 uninstalled itself.

Shortly after that, I installed a Girlfriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus. After a hard drive clean up and thorough virus scan I very cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time using a SCSI probe and virus protection. It worked OK for a while until I discovered Girlfriend 1.0 wasn't completely uninstalled!

I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 again with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but Girlfriend 4.0 has an unadvertised feature that automatically senses the presence of Girlfriend 1.0 and communicates with it in some way, resulting in the immediate removal of both versions!

The version I have now works pretty well, but, like all versions, there are still some problems. The Girlfriend package is written in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. And I've never liked how Girlfriend is totally 'object-oriented.'

A year ago, a friend upgraded his version to GirlfriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate-and-Stay resident version. He discovered GirlfriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiance9e 1.0. So he did. But soon after that, you have to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a 'huge resource hog.' It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons that he upgraded to Wife is because it came bundled with FreeSex 1.0. Well, it turns out that the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSex (particularly the new Plug and Play items he wanted to try). On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. And, although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw 1.0, which has an automatic popup feature he can't turn off.

I told him to install Mistress 1.0, but he said that he heard that if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife, that Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before uninstalling itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway, due to insufficient resources. If anybody out there is able to offer technical advice...
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Old Dec 08, 03
JELLY BULB!
 
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wow geek jokes....hehe
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Old Dec 08, 03
in love with lostboyscout
 
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oh how that reminds me of my ex bryan. what an odd fuck.
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Old Dec 08, 03
*p*o*n*y*
 
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that was awesome!
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Old Dec 08, 03
NO ORGIES FOR YOU!
 
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crackdragon will become famous soon enough
Thats fucking hilarious :hehe:
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Old Dec 08, 03
MoonBeach coming soon...
 
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Bevvy Swift is a jewel in the roughBevvy Swift is a jewel in the roughBevvy Swift is a jewel in the roughBevvy Swift is a jewel in the rough
thats probably the funniest thing ive read all day. hahahahahahahahahaha
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Old Dec 08, 03
Registered User
 
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what the hell!?
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Old Dec 08, 03
Get in!
 
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Jrock is an unknown quantity at this point
That's awesome!!

-jay :209:
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Old Dec 08, 03
.::Music is Emotion::.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Veni*C will become famous soon enoughVeni*C will become famous soon enough
WoW...
i bet you there are ppl out there that are actually like that....:-\ scary thought.
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Old Dec 08, 03
strange.
 
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thats cute :D
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Old Dec 09, 03
Barstar.
 
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e_BoY is an unknown quantity at this point
hahahah
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Old Dec 09, 03
The Art of Vox
 
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Lady Dame is an unknown quantity at this point
i *heart* computer nerds.
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Old Dec 09, 03
pussy see pussy do
 
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clever trever
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Old Dec 09, 03
Bumpin the Beats'
 
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falkofire is an unknown quantity at this point
that was pretty funny bro...u make that up urself or is that a copy+paste?
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Old Dec 09, 03
¿!?E. party for Easter?!¿
 
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ever tried jailbait 1.0??
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Old Dec 09, 03
prangin' out
 
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zarlon will become famous soon enoughzarlon will become famous soon enough
sweet
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Old Dec 09, 03
.dirtbag
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by falkofire
that was pretty funny bro...u make that up urself or is that a copy+paste?
cut and paste, actually :)
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Old Dec 09, 03
Registered
 
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that was actually worth the read~
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Old Dec 09, 03
just like the first kiss
 
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teehee, geezus that is caarazy funny:284:
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