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Apr 04, 01
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kay i found this on AA .. u might have seen it around but i think its pretty funny so here it is
">DAMMIT..SOME GIRL MADE A LIST ABOUT WHAT THEY HATE ABOUT ASIAN GUYS..WELL GUYS..HERE`S OUR TURN TO RETALIATE...HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT ASIAN GIRLS AND THINGS WE HATE ABOUT THEM..... >PS..I ALSO HAVE SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT ASIANS ALL TOGETHER..DON`T GET >OFFENDED..YOU KNOW IT`S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. YOU ALL WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP TO TRY TO IMPRESS THE GUYS WHEN WE CLOWN ON THE GURL WITH THE MOST MAKEUP. 2. YOU ALL GO TO THE MALL IN CLANS loOKING THE SAME 3. YOU THINK ANY IMPORT CAR WITH ANY MODIFICATION IS "HELLA TIGHT" 4. YOU ALL SAY "HELLA" TOO MUCH. EXAMPLE: "DATS HELLA F*CKED UP" or "DATS HELLA TIGHT YO" 5. YOU ALL HAVE FAKE @SS HIGH PITCHED VOICES 6. YOU ONLY GO OUT WITH GUYS THAT DRIVE A CIVIC OR INTEGRA AND IT HAS TO BE FIXED UP...LIKE YOU GIRLS KNOW ABOUT CARS ANYWAYS... 7. YOU ALL SECRETLY COMPETE TOO SEE WHO GETS THE "FINEST" GUY AND WHEN YOU THINK YOU`VE WON...THAT SAME GUY F*CKS YOUR BEST FRIEND 8. YOU ARE ALL TOO DAMN SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW 9. YOU ALL THINK YOU`RE JUST SOOOO CUTE WITH THAT FAKE @SS CUTIE ACT, I HATE TO RUIN IT FOR YOU GIRLS..US GUYS PRETEND TO FALL FOR THAT SH*T 10. AND ON AOL YOU HAVE TO tYpE LiKe tHiS aNd iT`s rEaLLy aNNoYiNg...AND TO THE GUYS THAT TYPE LIKE THAT: YOU`RE A QUEER!! 11. ON ALL OF YOUR VOICEMAIL GREETINGS YOU SAY THE SAME THING..EXAMPLE: "WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP YO, YOU HIT IT UP TO MY PAGER (NO SH*T!!) AND BEFORE I GO I WANNA GIVE SOME SHOUT OUTS TO MAH FRIENDS, 12, 87, 213, 666, 123, ABC...AND MY BABY BOO 69 I LOVE YOU BABY...AIGHT PEACE" AND OF COURSE YOU ALL HAVE SOME PLAYED OUT SLOW JAM PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS YOUR FAKE VOICE IS SAYING THE ABOVE..HEY HEY!! WE CAN`T UNDERSTAND A F*CKING WORD YOU`RE SAYING!! SHUT UP!! 12. ALL THE FAT ONES WEAR THE TIGHTEST FITTING CLOTHES.....EEEEWWWW!!!! 13. YOU ALL ARE TREND FOLLOWERS, WELL THAT GOES FOR THE GUYS TOO..BUT NOT ME. HELL NO... 14. IN CHATROOMS THE FIRST THING YOU ALL SAY IS "WHERE ALL THE FOINE GUYS AT?" OH, LIKE YOU`RE ALL THAT YOURSELF...ALL THE FINE GUYS ARE OUT WITH GIRLS...NOT ON AOL LIKE YOUR DESPARATE @SS. 15. YOU DO NOT LOOK GOOD IN THOSE PUFFY JACKETS.. YOU LOOK LIKE THE FRIGGAN MARSHMALLOW MAN WITH LONG HAIR. AND GUYS..WHY DO YOU WEAR THOSE JACKETS WHEN IT`S 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE? YOU LOOK STUPID 16. YOU THINK ANY BALD GUY IS "FOINE" ...THE "MR CLEAN" LOOK IS PLAYED 17. A CIVIC IS A COMMUTER CAR!! NOT A FERARRI..SO STOP DREAMING!! 18. YOU ALL LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC 19. POLO AND NAUTICA AREN`T THE ONLY BRANDS THAT EXIST YOU NARROW MINDED TREND FOLLOWER 20. WHEN IT`S LIKE 10 DEGREES OUTSIDE YOU BIaCHEz STILL WEAR DAISYDUKES AND OTHER HOE CLOTHES TO A CLUB... 21. YOU GIRLS THINK YOU`RE SOO COOL THAT WHEN YOU GET TO A CLUB...YOU PRETEND TO FIND YOUR NAME ON THE HOOKUP GUESTLIST TO GET IN THE CLUB FOR FREE...BUT YOU`RE SORRY @SS JUST ENDS UP PAYIN LIKE THE REST...LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING GIRL...YOU AREN`T SPECIAL..DEAL WITH IT!! 22. YOU THINK YOU`RE THE *bleep* CUZ YOU GOT IN WITH THE DJ THAT IS JUST USIN YOU FOR SEX 23. AND GIRLS...JUST CUZ YOU CAN`T FIND A GUY TO DANCE WITH..YOU ALL GET TOGETHER INTO A LITTLE CORNER AND DANCE ALONE SO THAT WHEN YOU GO HOME YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU DID DANCE THAT NIGHT 24. YOU GIRLS WEAR NIKE, AND HALF OF YOU ALL CAN`T EVEN PLAY BALL!!! 25. ALL YOU LIE AND SAY HOW YOU CAN RACE WHEN YOU CAN`T EVEN DRIVE STICK!! GO HOME WITH YOUR DAD`S 1989 GREY CAMRY WITH ONLY ONE HEADLIGHT WORKING... 26. YOU TEENIE BOPPERS THINK YOU`RE THE SH*T USING THOSE FAKE ID`S TO GET IN CLUBS..THE BOUNCER KNOWS IT`S FAKE BUT HE FALLS FOR YOUR DAMN CUTIE PIE ACT. SO YOU GET IN AND YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU`RE 19 OR 20 AND TRY TO MACK ON GUYS WITH NICE CARS...THEN ONE OF THE GUYS F*CKS YOU THEN FORGETS YOU...HAHA. YOU DESERVE IT" :010: :009: 
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Apr 04, 01
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HAHAHA
hahha.. funny and somewhat true to alot of gurls! not all but alot of them!
hahahaha..
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Apr 04, 01
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HAHAHA.
OMFG. I laughed so bad when i read this, i'm allowed cuz i'm asian and banada, and a few things:
-using guys for money and not putting out. is alright cuz he's just doing your bestfriend behind your back. ;] -it's not cool that you starve yourselves/forceful vomit. that ain't cool. -hello kitty is a slut ;] -more but can't think... too much tetris... i'm glad i'm not THAT kinda asian.. ewww...
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Apr 04, 01
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fuck man can we categorize those as jus asian girls...i mean...i mean i know women of all races like that...that's why there good for nuthin but sex cause all those girls that fall into those categories jus aren't very intelligent...u can tell that by jus talkin to someone for a few minutes....that's when i smile and walk off...
corrie
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Apr 04, 01
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mojojojo
oh ya thats pretty funny too ! :012:
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Apr 05, 01
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OMG... MALL RATS! DESCRIPTION
:013: aaahh hhahahah I laughed when I read that.
Harsh mall rats - Wears all black *tight ass pants* when they got no ass *tight ass shirt* when they got no boobs. -The little 12-14 years old girls that try to be 17-18 -Girls that just sit there and look pretty, they go to pool halls but don't play pool, and the ones that go to restaurants but don't eat. What's up with the caps and the non- capital letters when they type anyways.. what point are they getting at? ( I am asian too ) but I don't fit any of the descriptions above. Thank God!
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Jan 09, 02
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hahaha *Cough Cough*
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