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i have a german sheperd...he's 4.5 years old but he still acts like he's 8 months old. he's this bigass (over 100 pounds) fat puppy. his name's Nike. when we first brought him home, we named him PJ but he'd always follow me around (as he still does to this day) and he's always nibble at my nike basketball shoes. so we named him nike...cuz yeah. i'd post a picture but i have none scanned. and last year a couple of exchange students who were staying at our house stole nike's puppy album...i haven't seen it since. nike's kind of dumb too. but in a funny cute way. he runs into walls and he has nightmares. he used to be a showdog so uhhhh he's a model in doggyland ok?? pfffft...get it straight. but now he's fat. he's kind of like elizabeth taylor...she used to be really pretty and stuff but now she's a fat lump of shit. but nike's not a fat lump of shit. he's a fat lump of CUTENESS. he used to have a boyfriend that lived down the road. Roger the dalmation. but there was this other bitch (literally) on the block and her name was rudy...she was a chow chow and she tried to steal roger away from nike. she used to chase nike around like a mofo and bite his furry little bum. but roger moved away...nike's heart was broken cuz he didn't have his boy-toy around anymore. long distance relationships never work out...you know how it is. BUT, nike's now going out with my friend Julie's dog...Shane. Shane's a bitch (literally). but she's a nice bitch. they've only been out on a date once. but still...they're still going out. their first and only date was on halloween. and some BAD little boy tried to feed nike a firecracker. ohhh the memories. i'll find a picture of nike the wunder pup and i'll post it.
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stop it marty!
don't ever make me take those kinda pictures of u again... i wish i had a pet... a big stupid ugly dog ... who coughs and farts and moans all the time... :( stupid lanlord... stupid allergies... stupid... stupid marty... |
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This is my puppy!! Niki! Err.. well.. okie she's not a puppy anymore.. in april she will be 9! She's cool.. but it's just too bad she's epileptic =( but she's fat too! haha she sits there.. and i say she's pudging.. cuz.. she just looks so pdugy and fat! she has no ribs either! haha! and no tail [it's a breed thingie] and ya..
oh ya.. I also have a bird now.. named Sam.. He's a obnoxious lil lovebird.. but he's cool! 'cept he always sits in my hood [when i'm wearing a hoody...] and he eats all my paper! ahh! but ya.. he's cool! 'cept he bit me today.. on my cut.. OUCH! stupidness.. but ya! here's the pic.. of my doggy chewing on a stuffed nanimal.. bunny thing my auntie made! |
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Kay, here goes the list...
Ive got the cutest puppy!! her name is Bailey, she's really smart and does ALL sorts of tricks. She isn't exactly a puppy no more tho, she's 5ish......
I have 2 Love birds, Sunny and JoJo, actually Sunny is mine, he's nice and Jo Jo is my sisters he's mean and afraid of everything. They both chew up my homework and books and any paper they can find, and they like to eat food off of our plates and stuff, their favorite is Spaghetti, they are weird weird birds. Then I have a turtle in our pond in the backyard, his name is Salmonella cuz every1 says if you play w/ turtles you'll get salmonella but i think thats a load of horse shit. THEN I had 2 siamese fighting fishies named Bruce and Jacky. Jacky lived in the bathroom and decided to jump out and land in the sink. I found him a lil while later and threw him back in his bowl and found him tits up the next morning so now I only have bruce, he's blue, he's pretty. Yup!!!! |
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