Giving 100%

[M!SKA]

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

[rawb]

why is each letter weighted a different percentage, wouldn't each one be 1/26th?

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

bullshit isnt 103
you forgot to add in the B silly

[kozmo_jr]

R-A-V-E

18+1+22+5=46%

RAVE gets a failing grade.


T-E-A-M-C-O-W-B-E-L-L
20+5+1+13+3+15+23+2+5+12+12=111%

allllright!

Go Team!

[Sue Bitch]

lets all kiss our way to the top

lol

[klockwize]

M!ska......thats halarious!

alothough ass kissing and bullshiting will get you to the top, and rave does not (which is somehow wrong)........i just like

P- A- R- T- Y- I- N- G
16-1-18-20-25-9-14-7=110% :c-tard:

[M!SKA]

Originally posted by NeVeRLooKBacK
bullshit isnt 103
you forgot to add in the B silly

Sorry guys, I didn’t verify equations from an email forward. I’m so ashamed.

[sweet~kandy]

hmm thats weird

[djskidz]

Bullshit still equals 103 if you include the "b", it just wasn't typed in.

[crookedking]

not ten
not twenty
not forty baby
i'll give it a hundred percent
pure love!

was that bks?

[e_BoY]

B.A.R.S.T.A.R

2 + 1 + 18 + 19 + 20 + 1 + 18 = 79

not too shabby

[Chet]

P-O-U-N-D I-T

16-15-21-14-4 9-20 = 99%

[Kraig]

ROCKING IT = 106%

Hahahahahahahahaah....

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally posted by M!SKA


Sorry guys, I didn’t verify equations from an email forward. I’m so ashamed.

what were you thinking!?!?!
I think you should give your head a shake

[Mr.Wrong]

Originally posted by dj_klockwize


alothough ass kissing and bullshiting will get you to the top, and rave does not (which is somehow wrong)........

that aint wrong

this been posted before i believe

[g l o w]

Originally posted by rawb:
why is each letter weighted a different percentage, wouldn't each one be 1/26th?

[puffpuffpass]

wow math n letters....how horrific reminds me of algebra

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally posted by puffpuffpass
wow math n letters....how horrific reminds me of algebra

could be worse
it could be calculus *shudders at the thought*