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Old Mar 04, 04
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The Jim Defence
Anyone ever used the Jim Defence when dealing with the police?
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Old Mar 04, 04
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???? wats the "jim defense"?? lol im prolly pretty dumb for not knowing this lol
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Old Mar 04, 04
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The Jim Defense is based upon the idea that everyone knows someone named Jim. I know a lot of Jims, my pops is named Jim.

"Hey, you look familiar, do you know Jim?" and take it from there.
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oh hahahahahahaha
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Old Mar 04, 04
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somebody has been taking notes from Ricky on Trailor Park Boys
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mike is better.
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Never used the Jim Defense, but I've had to use this one before:

Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense.

Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case.

Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case.

It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.
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Old Mar 04, 04
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The Jim Defense is based upon the idea that everyone knows someone named Jim. I know a lot of Jims, my pops is named Jim.

"Hey, you look familiar, do you know Jim?" and take it from there.
Ahaha thats fucking great... but cut out the middle man i know 90% of the cops out in langley... its great they never make you pour out your booze or give you shit about the green... its great.. i feel like a Goodfella :p
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And no, you're not stupid for not knowing it. It's more commonly known as the "Do I know you" defense, which is a lot more self-explanatory. It's also a common technique when picking up women. So much so that nowadays it's considered a cheesy line and should be avoided at all costs.
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Old Mar 04, 04
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This has nothing to do with southpark and their lawyer, it has more to do with getting pulled over and busting out the Jim defence, striking up a conversation, coming across as a friend of Jim or your dad knows Jim or something along those lines. You are perceived as a good guy, a friend of a friend that maybe you partied with or your dad knows or some shit.

The Jim Defence.
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Old Mar 04, 04
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No the best way to pick up a chick is to ask her if she does anal... if she said no, then she's not worth knowing any ways, so no loss.
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Just don't use the Inkster Defence.
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Wow, your second anal post of the night, and one of them was right! :toasted:
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how about the Ryan defense.. i swear every rave i goto i meet like 10 ryans and alotta bryans too lol.. there EVERYWHERE!
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yes but Ryan does not do anal. Well at lest the one's I know don't.
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This has nothing to do with southpark and their lawyer, it has more to do with getting pulled over and busting out the Jim defence, striking up a conversation, coming across as a friend of Jim or your dad knows Jim or something along those lines. You are perceived as a good guy, a friend of a friend that maybe you partied with or your dad knows or some shit.

The Jim Defence.
OH THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP.
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We should cyber some time.
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We should cyber some time.
but...but...FINE!
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but...but...FINE!
you had your chance, e-tease. I'm with a guy named Jim now.
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GO JIM U GETTIN SOME ACTION!!!!!!!! haha
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Just don't use the Inkster Defence.
That's this one, right?
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Old Mar 04, 04
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that's the ishkur defense.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA

omg that thing was freaking hillarious!...
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lol what, this would never work...
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