The best txt messages you've received

[Taddy_Bare]

Ok folks post em here.

Here are mine:

From a guy friend of mine who is supposedly straight :P:
"Oh my god SD(Sean Desman)is sooo good & HOT!!! ;)"

Came from my best friend's phone as I was sitting beside her:
"wherethdfuckwhereyouaatwmnmtwonight n"

Received on a sketchy sunday:
"It is never right for someone to touch you in your bathing suit area... not ever... never"

A buddy went out to some bar he'd never been to before for his friend's b-day when I asked how the place was, this was his response:
"There was a fly in my drink :("

Received right after I got off the phone with this person and I thought they were completely sober:
"I'm fucking hammered. Wheeee"