Coolest quote you've ever heard...

[Flip]

Ok so what is the coolest thing you can actually say you've heard someone say? It still counts if they wer drunk, high, retarded or on NyQuil.

For me it's a tie between "It puts the waffles in the basket, or it gets the hose again!" and "Happiness is like peeing your pants, everybody can see it but only you can feel it's warmth."

[cheebus420]

" What if they walked around , thinkabouthewaytheygrew into ... Jesus married him, not what you drank in your soup. Think of it twice maybe."
~ Hobo in England

"You can fight a Rockefellah but you can't help a fellah?? I've been framed!"
~ Hobo in New York

[jomama]

"oh man this ice cream is so good, i like the texture"
or
"nothing about me is long"

[jomama]

i just rememberd this one

"people are always saying that life is so short... like wut the fuk? its the longest fuken thing anyone does... wut do you do thats longer?"

i dont really remember things people sayed while wacked up on goofballs, and if they did they dont make any sense at all. and would just be way to complicated to type out

[Dean]

"acid it melts in your mind not in your hand"

[MC Hammered]

I'm not enough "cock" and too much "asian".

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by jomama

i just rememberd this one

"people are always saying that life is so short... like wut the fuk? its the longest fuken thing anyone does... wut do you do thats longer?"

Be dead.

[jomama]

that doesnt count, hahahaha

[tested01]

"those girls are ugly, and you guys are fuckin idiots" - dan

[KandyKid]

Well, here is one that everyone knows, but i still like, heh...

"Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I am not God"

[tested01]

we're so polish.LOL

[cinist]

"i'll give you a cap of e if you go get my dogs"

[soma]

"I'm so glad you're a gin smoking pot head"

[*Geminiz*]

I'm so far behind I'm almost first!

[mapleleaf4ever]

"Sooooo fucked I almost tripped over the pattern in the carpet..." :toasted:

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by Flip

"It puts the waffles in the basket, or it gets the hose again!"

No no no...It's "It puts the hose in the waffles or it gets the basket."

Mine (said to me by a friend, not my bf): "You don't smoke pot (anymore), but you bought your boyfriend a pipe and you roll the phattest joints, and you don't smoke, but you keep a lighter in your purse for your boyfriend. You are the raddest girlfriend ever."

[cinist]

"throwing a brick threw someones front window, its one of those things that can be a good thing to do"

[Clayton.]

"If ya can't stab them in the leg stab them in the neck, they'll go down eaither way".

[crookedking]

"do you not know that i live by war and that peace would be my undoing?"

sir john hawkwood.

that guy had an awesome Life.

[cinist]

"hold on i'm going to put you in my pocket while i jump out the window"

- willis just said it, its new!

[crookedking]

this is an "a" and "b" conversation. why don't you "c" your way out of it.

[MC Hammered]

"Huh?? What?? Wheee!!!"

- my friend Ashley after visiting out 10th coffeeshop in Amsterdam

[Jblaze]

"If the money didnt change you, You aint makin Enough"

[charly]

"y'know, it doesn't matter because if even if i was gay my dick wouldn't work right now!"

[hardstylin]

pussy pussy

peace