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Old Jun 10, 04
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Join Date: Jul 2002
DJDeeb is on a distinguished road
Politically Incorrect Sayings!

Politically Incorrect Sayings!



What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

You can drop her off anywhere.



What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.



What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?

Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.



Where does virgin wool come from?

Ugly sheep.



How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.



How can you piss off your wife while making love?

Call her from your cell phone.



What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her

wedding night?

His last name.



What's the down side to a threesome?

You could disappoint two women instead of just one.



How do you know you're really ugly?

Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.



Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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Old Jun 10, 04
The Orginal Trance Addict
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
trance4life is an unknown quantity at this point
lol some of those are great
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