Ladies Vs. Real women

Veni*C · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 04

#1. Ladies- If you accidentally knock over salt a dish while it's
still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt
for an instant fix-me up

Real Women- If you knock over salt a dish while you are cooking,
that's too bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you
will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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#2. Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who cares.

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#3. Ladies- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,
for Pete's sake, you are probably lying down on the couch, with your
feet up anyway!

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#4. Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.

Real Women- Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to
worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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#5. Ladies- When a cake recipe call for flouring the baking pan, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.

Real Women- Go to the bakery- they'll even decorate it for you!

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#6. Ladies- Brush some egg white over pie crust before baking to yield
a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women- Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing
egg white over anything, so don't do it!

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#7. Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women- Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it!
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#8. Ladies- Don't throw out all the leftover wine, Freeze into ice
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women- What leftover wine???
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#9. Ladies- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.

Real Women- A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn.....that was fun"