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Old May 26, 04
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Dead Baby Jokes.
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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
















You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Old May 26, 04
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?












depends how hard you throw them.
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Old May 26, 04
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what do you get when you kill a baby by throwing it down the stairs?



















an erection!
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Old May 26, 04
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ohhhhh man

*atmf*
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What's sicker then a pile of 100 dead babies?








A pile of 99 dead babies, and one live baby trying to eat its way out
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How do you make a dead baby float?











a dead baby, a blender, and 2 scoops of ice cream.
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Old May 26, 04
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i had a very good, but disturbing laugh.
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How do you make a dead baby float?






take your foot off its head
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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?









you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?









A baby in a microwave.
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Old May 26, 04
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whats grosser than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?










one dead baby nailed to 10 trees
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What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?








Ripping them off again.
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whats better than a dead baby?












the newly revoked child support!

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whats 6 inches purple and drives women crazy?




















a rotten fetus...
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sick.
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whats the worst thing about eating pussy?












putting the baby back in the crib
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?









It was chained to a bumper
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Old May 28, 04
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what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?









you can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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Whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies???







I dont have a cadillac in my garage!!
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Old May 28, 04
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Whats pink, purple and silver?











A dead baby with forks in its eyes.
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Quote:
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Whats pink, purple and silver?











A dead baby with forks in its eyes.
what yellow green and brown?



















same baby 3 weeks later
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why did the baby fall out of the tree?
















cause i pushed it

why did the second baby fall out of the tree?















cause it was stappled to the first
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
















You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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how do you make a baby cry twice?











Wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear.
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What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?










Making a bong out of it
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