needed: Record Hoe

ppcock · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Yeah, since im playing Apex now. I will start taking resumes for Record Hoe (in 2 years I know i'll be playing at MOS and Creamfields)

You will have to carry large amounts of gay wank trance and you will have to go get me water when im dehydrated because I was pumping my fists in the air while spinning some airwave and you have to provide your own plane ticket and pay for my meals.

please send resumes to [email protected]

Thank you and good luck

ps: t&a Is a MUST! and you have to be willing to give me head while sandstorm is playing.

trance4life · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

resume in, i win bitches

trance4life · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

i scare even myself...

ppcock · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

whoops..

im sorry.. A: you dont have Tits and ass
B: you give me bad karma
C: That avatar is fucking gay
D: You're involved with the trance army.

i should've made a working e-mail account. It would've been funny to see if you actually applied.

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

e: you have to always, always 'be ready for the launch'.

ppcock · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

i know you have that record somewhere.

trance4life · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

oh i might just now... or something

Carrie · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

well i'm driving you.. so am i just a trance dj whore?

ppcock · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

you're the Uber sexy trance DJ limo driver.

Quin600 · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Can I be part of your anti-nammer thug squad?

Carrie · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ppcock

you're the Uber sexy trance DJ limo driver.

yay i'm uber sexy trance dj limo driver !

hehe

can we do lines of coke off your sandstorm rekkid?

mapleleaf4ever · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

YAHZAAA! Marty... I won't be your hoe but I'll be your Security with Angus.

Carrie: lol You rock... Nothing like a little Sandstorm and Blow. :trippin:

Séguin · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

haha, good thread idea :)

sweet~kandy · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Resume sent... :)

ppcock · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

you're ok with giving me head while sandstorm is playing tina?

Carrie · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

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Originally Posted by ppcock

you're ok with giving me head while sandstorm is playing tina?

and i'll be trying to do a line while sandstorm is spinning 'round and 'round =)

Séguin · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

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Originally Posted by Carrie

and i'll be trying to do a line while sandstorm is spinning 'round and 'round =)

line it up in the grooves of the record :)

ppcock · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

that would soooo work!

Carrie · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

yay! sounds like fun

sweet~kandy · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Im down!

ppcock · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Rad!!!!!!!

Quin600 · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Damnit, I wanna do lines offa Sandstorm while spinning. We can make a ride of it.

You must be this rad to snort blow near marty while he spins and gets his dick sucked.

deafsquirrel · #23 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin600

Damnit, I wanna do lines offa Sandstorm while spinning. We can make a ride of it.

And I thought your days of wearing steeltoes at parties was over... oh well... here's to lines in the grooves!

deafsquirrel · #24 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

^^^ That is to say you're gonna get trampled.

sweet~kandy · #25 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 04

Now, need to find a ride up there...